It is a Chuck Lorre show, meaning, as a comedy, it’s hacky and stunningl, consistently unfunny. But, at least its characters are hateful misogynists, so I guess that’s a win...?

The only Laws worth following are those without escapes and soft-pedals. Double-spacing has served us faithfully since time immemorial. Moral relativists just want to chip away at the Natural Order of things, to overthrow civilization. Why don’t you go live in a city or something.

Hits close to home, doesn’t it?

He seems responsible.

Or better yet, equidistant from Philly and Miami, where the Panthers actually play?

According to the NHL, the home team is determined by random draw, but they should hold the game at a site equidistant from Raleigh and Philly. This apparently would be Thornburg, VA. I guess they could set up a rink in the parking lot of the Food Lion.

Now this is the kind of coverage I come to Bleacher Report for!

That is a good looking car.

Speaking from experience, we “pass it along”...the upper executives just don’t give two shits about random people calling in. They only care about the public image, which is more involved with what the press is reporting about them.

He didn’t actually retire. He’s going to be in a movie about a famous actor who retires from acting and starts riding the subway like a regular guy, and he’s also sick of all the media saturation that people subject themselves to on a daily basis, spending all their time staring at screens instead of interacting with…

Finally, I wonder what Daniel Day-Lewis was late for.

Yeah, I probably judge a bit, too. Maybe not enough to enact a zero tolerance policy, but let’s just say that I’ll make a note if the guy can’t dress to match the context of the date. Being too dressed down is not the first impression you want to make, and really, any outfit that dresses up jeans can likely be pulled…

Everything is golazo to those idiots.

But moderation and exercise aren’t what people want to hear... I preach moderation myself, but I still wish there was some magic way to get around that.

Garfield was busy napping and could not be reached for comment.

The lawsuit, written by Thomas’ attorney, David S. Petrich, is highly descriptive.

Day drinking again?

The Twins management would like to thank the defender who gave up on the play for playing the game the right way.

You must be an artistic type fellow. I've been in heat since women started wearing dresses that showed their ankles.