It is a Chuck Lorre show, meaning, as a comedy, it’s hacky and stunningl, consistently unfunny. But, at least its characters are hateful misogynists, so I guess that’s a win...?

The only Laws worth following are those without escapes and soft-pedals. Double-spacing has served us faithfully since time immemorial. Moral relativists just want to chip away at the Natural Order of things, to overthrow civilization. Why don’t you go live in a city or something.

I work with a guy who will always have the answer - it will almost always be wrong. To avoid directly saying “Chad’s a moron”, I warn coworkers, “If you have to ask Chad, get a second opinion.” The first time they ask Chad something and find his answer contradicts reality, they understand. Chad’s just an office drone,…

Hits close to home, doesn’t it?

He seems responsible.

Or better yet, equidistant from Philly and Miami, where the Panthers actually play?

According to the NHL, the home team is determined by random draw, but they should hold the game at a site equidistant from Raleigh and Philly. This apparently would be Thornburg, VA. I guess they could set up a rink in the parking lot of the Food Lion.

This is a terrible, terrible idea. It’ll only make harassment worse.

The effects of this will be great for personal defense lawyers. If baby momma has a DVPO and baby daddy messages her.... they can unsend messages that could not be proven unless screenshot, no?

This is such a very, very bad idea. As soon as it’s implemented, every bully and stalker in the world will be sending messages, then unsending them once they’ve been read and claiming that the victim is trying to frame them.

This is cool. I haven’t been able to un-send an email since the old PROFS system on IBM mainframes.

Now this is the kind of coverage I come to Bleacher Report for!

That is a good looking car.

Everything is golazo to those idiots.

But moderation and exercise aren’t what people want to hear... I preach moderation myself, but I still wish there was some magic way to get around that.

Garfield was busy napping and could not be reached for comment.

I am always going to be a ten year old inside. This is way funnier than it should be.

The Twins management would like to thank the defender who gave up on the play for playing the game the right way.

You must be an artistic type fellow. I've been in heat since women started wearing dresses that showed their ankles.