I think with over 600 pounds of torque and a granny gear just about anyone with legs long enough to reach the pedals could get it moving.

I actually figured to see more of the “oh my God, rust, it’s totalled and it’s death is inevitable” crowd in the comments section over those photos.  The day is young so I assume it will manifest, because it seems like some people assume it's a cp if they can find a flake of rust anywhere at any price.

It’s the new GM, you have fond memories of this car, here's that car but crossover.

It’s a shame, because I only drive on soft roads, snow filled roads that have not been plowed and fill my car to the ceiling each time I leave the house.  Also roof racks and snow tires haven't been invented.

Yes, I think most of the people here just pretend to like wagons, but never but them when they are available and then complain about how we never get nice things in America.  Same thing for the manual transmission.

Every time I drive a vehicle that has a steering great with linkage instead of the rack and pinion common system in pretty much everything in the past 10-15 years it feels sloppy, even if I remember them driving nice. With all the extra links, even new they just had more slack but having driven Astros in good shape…

After the Blazer I assume it would turn out some fwd bland crossover thing

After the shutdown when national championship teams were getting fed fast food in the Whitehouse on their visits I can’t only imagine the dinner between a driver and trump looking like a shot for shot remake of the dinner in Taladega Nights.

Agreed, and awd is overrated.  I have done winter's in areas that get lots of snow with fwd.  If you wanted unreliable awd you could probably find a Evo that had been "tastefully modified" according to the owners as well

Would it help if there seller said the mods were tasteful?  I know that gives me peace of mind

I was thinking this was approaching si territory.  Even my sport hatch probably isn't far off in performance but it's new, cost less, has a warranty, 40k less miles and isn't German.

I think that’s the extent of my annoyance. It’s not a mod, but it isn’t that big a deal to me. Although it makes me wish I had requested the dealer leave the blue plastic film on the sport pedals on my Civic

In getting tyred of those English speaking jokes

I initially voted np on the premise that when I was growing up, Viper crate engines were the price of a new neon, and the tremec transmission were worth a pretty penny so I figured it would be a good deal for someone wanting to do a viper drivetrain swap.  Then I googled what viper engine and transmission and it looks…

These are 100 percent effective against inflatable cars.

I think they wanted to try a Porsche and sell the car with less on it for more money, but they took the wrong stuff out.  

This is 2019, it's only a matter of time until this shows up on eBay and Amazon.  The best part is it doesn't offend my eyes because I am outside the vehicle.

Idk if it's badass.  It's cool, but the thing is never going to be in it's element.  The handling got worse when it was jacked up, it's too long to rallycross and a stock Jeep or pickup with 4wd should off-road better and if it doesn't it can for pretty cheap.

Well to be fair, there are a lot more Camaro and mustang drivers out there due to years of production, very few of them in production hell.  

So riding lawn tractors kill the engine if there is no weight on the seat for safety but a car that has a semi autonomous driving system for use on public roads doesn’t.  I don't want to live on this planet anymore.