They would be having so much more fun if they had no pants on.

I agree with keeping the ratio the same. I can't see them wanting to make such a odd looking long phone.

Whats up with the color change? I liked the magenta.

Gah!

Tight Jeans = Lower sperm count = Less hipster reproduction. Natural selection at work. It's a beautiful thing.

I am more interested to know if he has ever got stuck and had to be rescued. Anyone?

Mmmmmmmm, Burritozilla......

Reminds me of Ashton Kutcher.

Who's It For? ...harried housewives...

Beat me to it.

Bacon!

You do know what today is right? Sundays the day after tomorrow.

He just wanted to be like Art Jimmerson from UFC1

My armpits were the only part of the shirt that ever changed color. Due to this it became a house shirt almost a immediately.

True story: I used to work at a cell phone & car stereo shop. Next door was a abandoned Wienerschnitzel building that was being used by a surprisingly large number of homeless people as shelter. On particularly interested, possibly mentally ill, fellow used to rummage through our trash and dig out discarded dummy…

When is the last time you seen a wolf drag a bison up on a picnic table to eat? Waste of a Lack table.

Not impressed.

Plenty of catastrophes in vegas, they just are not natural or visible from space.

Magnets....attraction.

In defense of all the drunk honeys out there: