You're scared for those spiders? Worry about your scalp.

"...the only Minivan offered as a Designer Edition, the Mercury Villager Nautica Edition. The top-level Nautica Special Edition helped it stand apart from its rivals early on, with a classy two-toned paint scheme and leather-trimmed captain’s chairs that certainly made it the minivan of choice for the preppy set, as…

Beef jerky and singing along with Pandora.

Old news. This was publicly tested way back in 07.

Word.

I know a bigger and fatter penguin.

Moderation and exercise. Just like food and alcohol consumption.

Drink coke and recycle the aluminum.

"This shirt is from 2007 sir! It fitted much better back den! I am going to Wal-Mart tomorrow to get a new one in the right size!"

Haha. I don't think many people outside the bay will get this.

I think the Bull would be the one "taking a stab" at the red. The Bull Fighter is more like the woman playing hard to get.

Most places where "y'all" is not considered normal probably have higher gas prices then places where it is.

Yeah...

I'll wait for the iPoop.

I attended Joseph George right behind this house and still live a few streets down. Its been this way for a long time. I still bike past it with my kids. It will be nice to see it cleaned up.

"...genius guys stabbed and kill his x-girlfriend. Thank god she is ok...."

Do you normally stream web videos over the intercom? Headphones for the win.

We LOVE it!

China quickly responded with a shot of their own jets and missiles leaving their new aircraft carrier.

No, they pay someone else's girlfriend to stand by their Mustang in bikini and heels.