Time for a Jalopnik survey / test / review of the best Dashcams. 

My car, with its November 2023 registration tags.

Everything Apple iOS 18 Will Do, Android Already Does... while simultaneously letting all its apps steal your banking info. 

In three months that 4runner will be on FB Marketplace looking new with “Salvage title due to minor bumper damage” in the description

1988 Pontiac Banshee IV

If you do drop bars finish the job with a cheap carbon fork. Lightweight budget gravel bike.

Tinted tailights which make you harder to see. Aftermarket LED tailights which make you harder to see. And for the Grand finally Tinted aftermarket LED taighights which make you almost impossible to see unless its completly dark.

Hamburger Lecter

Pro Tip: These are great for keeping the sun off your windshield which keeps it cooler then interior mounted sun shades. This in turn keeps the interior cooler. Especially effective in places without snow (SF bay woot woot) and while parked in your driveway or safe street parking. An old bed sheet over the windshied…

Pro Tip: These are great for keeping the sun off your windshield which keeps it cooler then interior mounted sun…

Co-worker had someone try to pry the handle off his truck to break in. Since he kept nothing valuable inside he decided it would be smarter to leave it unlocked everynight so that his truck would not be damaged by a perspective theif. Two days later he was leaving for work and sound a presummed mentally ill lady sleepi…

Give it a wide body kit to make the from and rear fender flares match and Im on board.

Generally, when you push down on the outer edges of a closed trunk lid the whole car goes down. There is not much play or give. But yes, when people get “serious” they mount them to the unibody or frame.

2021!!!! Lets do this VW!

Thats not Morrie in the Caddy, thats Jonny Roastbeef & wife. Morrie got his later via a pick or knife to the back of his head. 

Florida man infects Mosquito population with Floradine Residentus Crazymofoitis virus.

Norcal too. They are everywhere complete with fading paint and ugly greenish mirror tint.

I am the fly assasin. I am the John Wick of fly swatters. They never the chance to feel pain. 

2006 WRX - no issues ever. Traded in for the wifes 2014 Forester whihc had a sticking steering wheel button, noisy axle (rusty splines), and faulty brake switch all within the first year. Failed ball joints every 30K after that. Its gone now. Still waiting to see what the 2020 WRX looks like before I pull the trigger…

Why Does the Car Have Boobs?