‘This is unbelievable’ lady is my spirit animal

OMG I just laughed myself into a coughing fit that lasted the entire video. That was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen all week. Is this real life??

Oh my that was delightful!

Let’s just refer to him as Sean Sphincter!

♫ A super callous fragile racist sexist Nazi POTUS.
Even now the sound of it is simply quite atrocious.
Maybe if you drink enough it won’t seem all that hopeless.
Our super callous fragile racist sexist Nazi POTUS. ♫ 

If nothing else, it’s nice to see a privileged white man face the same problems that working minorities Americans do... stuck in a job they hate, with a boss who treats them like shit, and no foreseeable way out.

Side note:

Anybody want to go in on a bet as to when this motherfucker Spicer has a stroke over semantics?

Rachel Maddow did a hilarious segment last night on yesterday’s conference call and briefing, so I’m expecting her to follow up on the wall/fence seminar from today.

Hmmmm, I’m curious, but I really don’t want Brietbart on my internet search history.

When the press finally stands together and asks him the same question over and over until he answers it with an actual answer.

Is it just me or is Spiceboy beginning to resemble The Phantom of the Opera?

Anybody want to go in on a bet as to when this motherfucker Spicer has a stroke over semantics?

Can we please just hurry the fuck up with those pending indictments we keep hearing about?

i’ll take your word for, couldnt watch this guy for 5 minutes

My friend came into some money (investment banker). Brought a boat. He had no idea how it attracted women and how shameless they were about it. He found out the men at the marina have a name for the ladies who leech off of them because of their yachts...Boat Hoes.

Once they’re stuck to the yacht they won’t move. It’s their ideal environment and only a prolonged treatment of lack of champagne, coke, and caviar will pry them loose.

Not to be facetious, but why would you want models draped all over your yacht? What if you want to actually sail your yacht somewhere -- how do you scare them off? Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.