No, I love chicken dishes.

Biggest regret? Wasting so much time on internet forums? :)

I’m surprised. Last time I was over, she was drinking box wine.

I’m surprised. Last time I was over, she was drinking box wine.

What do I use to open a bottle of wine?

What do I use to open a bottle of wine?

My friend use to do corporate sales for Blackberry. During those years, I made enough “RIM job” puns to last a lifetime. Good times.

I guess that whole network congestion issue miraculously disappeared.

He (or she) didn’t say weight loss. Getting those abs are, in fact, 90% diet. You can work out all you want, you'll never achieve a 6 pack if your diet is not in check. Abs are built in the kitchen.

He (or she) didn’t say weight loss. Getting those abs are, in fact, 90% diet. You can work out all you want, you'll…

Just a damn garbage bag hanging from a doorknob.

Just a damn garbage bag hanging from a doorknob.

I throw my trash on the floor like a god damn animal

I throw my trash on the floor like a god damn animal

Add that to the list of great band names: Uppity Cracker Cops.

Thanks to clicking on deal links from Gizmodo, my recommended products from Amazon now make me look like a cat burglar!

Thanks to clicking on deal links from Gizmodo, my recommended products from Amazon now make me look like a cat…

ANSWER THE PEOPLE!!

no and no

no and no

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

Horizon 2 is so fun.

Horizon 2 is so fun.

i’m exaggerating a bit but, for me, that ‘process’ looked a bit like this!

Then fuck off to ebay.

Then fuck off to ebay.