Over/under: 1.5 seasons before he’s sold back to Dortmund

I’m still not sure if Chelsea is a good team that’s underperformed or an Everton/Arsenal level team that’s ridden Hazard’s coattail.

I can’t wait for Real Madrid and their squad of 3,127 new players to take the pitch next season. Their attacking line of Hazard, Mbappe, Neymar, Dybala, Salah, Griezmann, Kane, and Benzema might be sufficient. 

In the Star Wars universe, the Emperor can apparently transfer himself to other physical bodies.

Plus they could have just announced earlier that Rosen wasn’t the guy and made a better deal. I can understand teams drafting lower not wanting to show their hand but if you have the #1 pick.

...and in their concrete mindset, everything must have a narrative. There’s almost no gray area. 

In 2007 a relative who doesn’t watch a lot of football asked me why the Patriots were so good. I said, “They traded Deion Branch to the Seahawks for a first round pick. Then they traded a 4th round pick a year later to the Raiders for Randy Moss. So in the end they upgraded from Deion Branch to Randy Moss and upgraded…

Glad it took them 63 years. 

Baseball can get away with these culture clashes cause it’s such an individualistic sport.

The Carolina owner seems like such an upstanding person. 

I want to see the Hurricanes win the Cup, because I think Don Cherry’s head will explode and we’ll be spared from accidentally flipping back to HNiC and seeing Coach’s Corner.

Wouldn’t Congress be the body that approves and distributes the money for aid?

you’ll upset a bunch of MAGA shitbrains” isn’t some sort of unresolvable moral quandary.

It’s a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation.

best years are behind

Where did it ever say that?

4. Irresponsible mentally ill drug users who are getting knocked up while being an irresponsible mentally ill drug user.

She used cocaine to self medicate?

Congrats on a boy who due to his parentage will be guaranteed every advantage in life. Huzzah!!!!! This is like extreme, extreme white privilege.

I’m going to go back and watch this again after Eli wins his 3rd ring backing up Big Dick Nick in Jacksonville.