Shut up Pete.

I would correct your typo and say he was on the Marlins last year, but honestly they’re both meaningless franchises that begin with “MAR” so who really cares?

TBH though, being able to open locked doors would be a pretty cool talent.

Wow. Really? You thought your friends would buy you a phone?

Because grandstanding about unimportant shit is how they get elected.

You take your pork rolls and your WaWa down the shore, south Jersey. Try walking into a diner in Bergen County and ordering that garbage. GTFOH.

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

Brian is a terrible Widow. Let him play Tracer.

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”

Hey Dan, here is a tip if you’re going to correct somebody and then be a dick about it. Try and at least have the correct information... he meant 52 F-35's.

sweetie, honey, sweetheart? whats with all the pet names you creepy fuckboy? Do you think that gives you some type of superiority?

He’s black.

Hee hee hee. Lookit the li’l one. He thinks he’s athlete people.

Maybe some Vanderbilt kids came and helped.

I don’t think you know who LaVar Ball is.

Craig Carton and Chris Christie, like many sports talk hosts, are alliterate.

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

WTF man, you can’t stop before the game is over AND call in sick AND complain about being tired. You get 2 of 3, max.

Coach Van Gundy had put together the perfect team. The only thing he was missing was a good center. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a big man who could ensure a Finals win.