The doors are even pre-dented. 

Make enthusiasts proud and buy that N! We should all try to reward Hyundai for betting on us. I didn’t buy an N but a manual Alltrack which I feel like was another bone a company threw to us enthusiasts.

I have a love for all cars of course. But I have to admit lately I’m becoming a bit of a Hyundai/Kia fan boy. To the point that both the Stinger, Veloster N and G90 are all at the top of my list for my next car.

Not vying for the contest, but the Ouija story brought back my own Oujia memories...

Ohhh man you’re out in God’s country.

Based on my experience, Kansas drivers are kind of nuts. They like to go fast, even on two-lane roads with well-worn paving and just the merest suggestion of a shoulder. Although it may just be familiarity breeding contempt; they definitely aren’t used to outsiders very far off I-70. 

From my experience, the best drivers in the US are from Kansas. I know this because I drove through that state east to west and didn’t encounter a single car. They are so good that they have transcended our dimension. The worst drivers I have ever encountered were in Worcester (Woostah!!), Massachusetts. I watched a…

Texas is insane. The people there drive like literal insane people. They don’t understand right of way, they don’t understand looking before you do something. The police also barely enforce traffic laws. This is backed up by someone working insurance. It’s just a never-ending stream of people aggressively merging into…

The real unemployment rate in America is over 26 percent

With the death of Eddie Van Halen and watching Cobra Kai, I’m recalling my youth with a weird mix of nostalgia and confusion, particularly the years 1986

I grew up in a small town on an Indian reservation. Most houses in this town (old rundown project houses) had creepy histories and stories. Some worse than others. One house stood out in particular.

Caution: This story is liable to be triggering for some people.

What’s In the Bucket?

I’ve grown up with ghosts and spirits being real, and a good grounding in how to handle them, and I’m afraid there’s only two times I’ve really been scared in that context – one a very weird encounter with a partial thing when I was a kid that’s not lending itself to a telling, the other a location near my family’s…

This happened to me a few years ago, and I still get chills every time I think about it.

This happened on Halloween night 6 years ago. I had been out partying with my friends for hours, so needless to say I was very drunk, and very tired of being in my makeup and heels. I was a student back then, and had no money to take a cab, so I left the bar and ran to catch the last subway (just before 2am). There…

For those confeds still clinging to their lost flag....allow me to enjoy this interesting twist:

Hmm, Alfa is way more than ‘fine’ with its Giulia and Stelvio. The Giulia was COTY of several mags round the world, it bested the vaunted 3 series in several comparos and even now mid cycle it’s still very competitive. Same could be said for Cadillac. Way above just ‘fine’. The XE is a pretty damn good car also. The…

So many F-150/Silverado/RAM in Texas.... like, infinity-billion of them.