Screens are a hell of a drug. 

I was being REALLY generous. I’m including setting up kid distractions, before/during/after, getting undressed/dressed, quick shower maybe in here. The actual sex doesn’t take 30 minutes. I’m not 20 years old any more...

Yes. And I have 4 kids. *shrug* It’s not that difficult as long as you can block out the world for about 30 minutes.

My dad walks his ~20 lbs Savannah cat on a leash (it’s a Serval-housecat hybrid). Or I should say it walks him around. Thing is freaking enormous. And freakishly strong. 

This is good kinja. 

This all day. Biden is setting up his successor and Jez is, frankly, too stupid/short-sited/cynical to see it. Even if Biden is a two term president, he’s setting up the next President. Come at me, but Hillary Clinton only even had the chance to run for president because she was a first lady that actually had a voice…

No wipes or hand sanitizer here either. Personally, I bought several cans of lysol, bleach, and a lot of paper towels. Same difference. 

I went at 7:30am today. Was crazy.  No TP. I fully expect things will continue to get worse before they get better.  Good luck out there!

Take your RH star and get out.

This is also true in Colorado. Hell, I bought a trailer out of state and let it sit in my driveway for 6 months. Went to register it before finally using it and had to pay back registration even though never registered in Colorado. Greedy punks.

Starred for random-ass, sick mid-1970's burn. Are you like 80 years old? Who in the hell hates on Gerald Ford any more?

Shouldn’t someone have Saleen this coming?

Liked because Erica is great on both sides of the camera.

Related question: did Edward Snowden win a gold medal in the Olympics last year?

No no no. It’s “pedo guy,” a completely different term everyone used back in Musk’s youth.  #NoDefamation 

Which is good for 10 years.  It’s $1 per month, and you don’t have to dick around with the federal government’s BS infighting with states.  Worth every cent for the not-having-to-deal-with-it-again factor. 

I’m all for this. Have no gender/sex divisions, just different higher and lower classes/categories. As you win too much you move up to the next. Maybe it’s because I’ve always been a mediocre athlete and competed in the B leagues, but competing in the lower classes is fun too. I don’t see why girls/women and boys/men…

The rear end from that angle = 🦆🤢🤮😭

That totally makes sense.  It’s one of those things that I kind of figured must be true because, well, we exist as a species. ;)

I’m a man, but I’ve witnessed the horrors (and joys, fortunately) very up close and personal with four pregnancies and births. A couple pretty trying/dangerous. My wife would totally have a fifth if I weren’t consistently telling her no way. It boggles my mind frankly. My only explanation is that there must be some…