Someone tell their graphic designer what ellipses are for.

Pretty sure that’s a Canyonero, dude.

lolwut?

And Bill Gates dad is (was? might be dead...) a wealthy Seattle attorney. He still bit Microsoft. Paris Hilton’s parents were rich too, but you can probably guess who I think is more impressive. Starting a bit ahead then going WAY ahead is more impressive than my own middle class to maybe upper sorta upper class…

I didn’t say he did it all alone, like some sort of superman. But, Tesla did series A funding less than a year (like 8 months) after being founded, in early 2004. I get that Musk wasn’t there at the literal very beginning. That’s not the point Growing the company from basically zero to now is almost harder (arguably…

I live in Colorado and want an offroader toy/get around car, but Jeeps are a little too much real car for my taste and budget. I was really hoping the Mahindra or a Tata would get road legalized here in the US. If jeep can make it’s own Roxor or whatever, that’d be awesome. I don’t want to have to tow a Roxor to a…

Remind me of who is that other guy that created, from whole cloth, a successful American car company in the last, oh 100 years? And with a revolutionary design? And a successful aerospace company? And a successful tech/finance company (that’s Paypal in case you forgot)? I’m not even a Musk fanboy, but for fuck’s sake,…

Oh man, Elon Musk’s twitter feed is going to be just UNBEARABLY SMUG today. I can’t even look. 

YES!!!!  Do it for all the dual US-Canadian citizens of the world!

Here, I’ll fall on this sword: I know what 50/50 would mean, and I don’t want any part of it. Momming while working sucks balls. I don’t know how women do it (my mom did it while single... I have ALL the sympathy).

Yes!  As someone who has actual money I avoid all such hotels because I think it’s plain obnoxious to charge for WiFi and parking.  I’d rather stay at a GD Howard Johnson. 

I’m gonna go with “yes, but it’s a SLOW cannonball run vehicle.”

I’m sorry, as someone actually alive and old enough to be paying attention in 1994, this strikes me as highly unlikely to have been a serious suggestion, assuming it even happened. What I WOULD find plausible is that some idiotic executive thought it funny to “joke” about this with deadpan humor to someone not at all…

I’m under 40 and married. My parents are divorced, and it was crazy bitter and messy. My wife’s parents have been happily married for like 40 years. I work and my wife doesn’t. She’s very old fashioned, and definitely of the “it’s our money” crowd. She’s totally okay with her dependence. Honestly, I don’t think she…

Is there any evidence she’s mocking black people? What’s the problem? She doesn’t speak like a Connecticut WASP?

Step 1: Move to a place with snow

I have a Sequoia. I WISH I got 14.1 mpg.  Too much city driving...

Correction:

Count me in that camp. I love Elizabeth Banks, and wish her all the best success with her movies and directing, but it’s possible a Charlie’s Angels reboot was just not gonna do great. I’m not watching the 5th spider man reboot either...

Hard tangent alert: Training wheels would actually be slower in the Tour de France because of the increased friction. An e-bike motor would be a better selection for proper cheating. Or taking a draft off a team car.