Where I live, we got a straight foot snow in October. Not a lot of inflatable snowmen around here. We just put up, ya know, actual snowmen. Texans.... lol. 

Hey everybody!  Welcome the new person to Jezebel!

0. Stef Schrader <—- was woman at Gawker media, would embarrass everyone on that list

There’s no way she made that much money doing those Twilight films!

“and eat a plate of pasta at a table for one...” 

I hate to admit it, but now I’m really curious to hear that track.

“Kenny G”.  Hold up a sec.  Excuse me?  Can you explain that one?

WHAT!?!?!?!?!  

Costco card (with picture, albeit terrible) plus Visa credit card (no picture) got me on a plane when I left my driver’ license in an out of state courthouse.

My guess is giant zit. Then this thing as a distraction.

Someone needs to do us all a favor, and block thesaurus.com on Ivanka’s web browser. Or find her a better-educated assistant. She’s trying FAR too hard.

YES! I’m a dad, but the judgmental crap moms say to each other... just wow.

I’m no film snob, but I think of Marvel (and let’s toss DC in there too) movies like Westerns were in the 1950s. Some are good, but there’s just a bunch of entertainment for the masses. I’ve enjoyed many of them myself. But I doubt anyone’s going to think of them-with maybe a few exceptions, like Black Panther-as…

For undergrad it’s pretty appalling. I mean, every doctor and lawyer out there finds $102k to be cute for sure. I was well past $200k at one point...

Yup. I have a huge SUV (a Sequoia). I also put between 3-6 people in it almost every time I drive it, which is maybe once on the weekend. I commute by bike or bus to work. My car gets crap mileage, but I burn far less gas a week than most people. The key is to not drive so much, not drive something a teensibit…

I’m not one to cry sexism, but respectfully, you’re just wrong. It’s not just education. Try this exercise: go to pretty much any store with your wife/gf/whatever, and try to get the salespeople to only deal with her with you just standing there. Now try to get them to only deal with you while she just stands there.…

Some states are one party consent states for recording (i.e. you can record your own conversations with other people without them knowing/consenting). Some are two party consent. Just FYI.

Say “hi” to your brother John for me next you fly the dirigible out to Colorado.

I understand your point, but there’s 3 bathrooms on most airplanes (737 class or similar). My point is that if I can’t access one due to circumstances outside my control (constant turbulence, someone’s sick, the stewards are blocking the aisle) and there’s an available bathroom upfront, it’s pretty dick to insist I…

That’s a fair point.  Thanks for the response!