Well, yeah, NOW they need to assume as much. 30 years ago no one considered it was possible to go hunting down your donors with genetic testing. Talk about unforeseen consequences for the donor.

Personally, I’ll be happy when boys’ sports are brought down to, if not below, the level of girls’ sports. IMHO the problem is not that girls’ sports are underfunded, it’s that boys’ sports are OVERfunded.

Oh, he noticed. Having taken lots of NYC cabs, for a mere tip, those guys have self-imposed blinders like you wouldn’t believe. Heaven help you if you drop a Gray’s Papaya with extra mustard, but a little oral?  Meh, whatever. 

Yeah, I totally read it as “prostrate” and was like, when do these arrogant, rich dudes ever bow to anyone else??? Ohhhhhhhhhh.....

I get it, but this happens to white people too. When you’re a one of a few folks easily identifiable by a certain characteristic, people who don’t know you well are going to confuse you with that other person. It’s just gonna happen. I guarantee that if I (as a white middle aged dude) worked in Japan with one other…

Here’s the problem, “Everyone loves a good compliment.” True, but not everyone giving a compliment knows if it’s good or not. And it depends at least in part on the recipient. The much easier and straightforward solution is: don’t give compliments. Period. Definitely some men are just jerks and are using metoo as an…

Honestly, that would explain so much about this policy. He can screw McCain AND Obama!  Twofer!

I don’t disagree with your sentiment on the whole, but I don’t really think it’s a selfless sacrifice if you think you’re going to be rewarded for it. That’s just bargaining under really uncertain/changing terms. To be clear, I think we SHOULD reward/compensate those that serve with citizenship. I just don’t think…

Isn’t this how Sen. John McCain had US citizenship? Trump takes step to end policy of political foe.  Coincidence?

FIFY:  I still have my first car wife ... but that doesn’t mean I don’t buy other cars bang my secretary.

Incoming hot take: at least she’s not blonde. It’s, like, sorta diversity?

Counterpoint: spelling is just one arrow in my quiver. I can come up with all sorts of justifications for this airy air of superiority.

What we really need, is more tap breakdowns.

If by “most qualified candidate” you mean the only Democratic candidate to have definitely lost in an election (i.e., not just a poll) to Donald Trump, then yes, she is the most, and only, qualified person for the job of running for president, then getting Trump re-elected.

In no way legal advice in any way. But, my understanding is that some crimes require a certain state of mind (mens rea) as an element of the crime, and some do not. Mere ignorance of the law or what you are doing is illegal is generally not a defense. Sometimes the crime is just different depending on state of mind.…

The world 2/3 covered by water! And most of the land is not controlled by people with SAMs or a real air force. ;)

I’m inclined to think that a vehicle (the Bugatti) that is allowed to drive nowhere near its capacity is far less interesting than a vehicle that is (the F-16).

Take your star.... this is just as bad as Maisel’s standup. Which probably would
have been funny in the 1950's, but is more painful than funny now. 

I have four kids. Parent are just like the rest of society. Most are normal about it. But then there’s the crazies... I think the key is not mostly just NGAF what other people think or say. You also have to get good at ignoring obnoxious comments from random nosy old ladies in the grocery store. And yeah, it’s almost a…

For you young’uns: a certain very famous song by NWA that came into being in part because of “tha Police” harsh treatment of minorities south of LA came out in 1988. 31 years ago. Ya know, back when the old actor Ice Cube was barely even known of as Ice Cube the breakout young rap star. And that was after like 30-50…