I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

Don’t be looking around incredulously among the Trump supporters in your life for what they think now, when they said they’d just wanted “bad” undocumented immigrants to go. They are perfectly fine with this. This is what they intended. They really meant that all undocumented immigrants are “bad.”

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

If you can be “owned” by a fifth grader, as an adult whose entire job it is to be prepared, you need to re-examine your life choices.

This is why I like drinking with older people. (40+). There is no pretension about your choice and they are usually having something similarly mild and easy. As one person I drink with puts it, “I know where it takes me.”

All I can say is thank goodness the 3-HR playoff game against the Red Sox was not done by a Yankee. They’d make a cereal, candy bar, and children’s book to commemorate it.

The Associated Press does report that local officials have “praised” the Trump administration’s response

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Alabama gave us Jeff Sessions. It is about to give us Roy Moore. I wish it were irrelevant.

Not a single thing excessive about this. If your team can’t behave in a civilized manner then you don’t get to complain when you are treated like a mob. Good for the 1 or 2 cops controlling the 30-40 people here.

Fine, they can have the dictatorship but they don’t get to pick who will be in charge. I say OBAMA 2017-ETERNITY.

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

I look forward to the tepid non-apology apology from Collins and the conservative media burning her in effigy.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

Sgt. Perok told TMZ that the cops involved in bungling the arrest won’t be suspended since they acted in good faith, and that there won’t be an internal investigation.

Altuve winning the MVP would be cool. The dude is like 5'3". Betts is great too. Judge was a fun story, but let’s be honest, there are huge holes in his swing that are unfixable. The league has figured him out. He’ll be hitting .240 soon. Not a criticism, but he’s the next Adam Dunn. Still, Altuve vs. Betts will be…

It’s a joint effort.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

Spieth: [walks past caddie, attempts nut slap]