As a man, I’ve got a message for “manspreaders,” and it;s realluy simple: Stand your lazy ass up even if there are available seats.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

People who have not paid attention to this baseball season would also pick a picture of the Astros with two players who are not on this year’s team (Castro and Carter)....

Anyone else remember how deregulating the airline industry was going to increase competition, end effective monopoly routes and lower prices?

Here’s the takeaway; she didn’t protest and meekly let them force her to carry a heavy child in her lap for the whole trip.

My wife ran track and field at Wartburg College and she was a four-time all-American. Or license plate is “WTF AA”.

No word yet on whether the Duck Tales Fanclub plans to follow suit.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Against non-Indians opponents they’re 41-11 (I think they’ve only lost series against the Royals [earlier] and Indians [twice] this year). Please Lord don’t let that managerial Svengali and his bullpen full of unholy dark wizards make the playoffs.

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

My mother always said, “If you talk to yourself, you’re sure someone is listening to you.”

Ladies and gentlemen, we have some grade A full retard beef.

Electrically.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

It’s so weird to me how cops just started doing stuff like this since cell phones with video cameras became so common place. You’d think they would have been up to these same shenanigans before, but the outcomes of so many internal investigations into such reports made it clear that witnesses and alleged victims were…

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

So witches float and wizards sink?