It isn’t plagiarism at all, but is kind of funny.

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Michelle Obama has been one of the classiest, the most educated (two ivy league degrees), perhaps the smartest, and yes one of the most beautiful first ladies we have ever had. We will be lucky to get another one like her. People who hate on her are ignorant racists. She is so many things that all of us strive to…

On some level I wish these people would just admit out loud that they are racist instead of issuing stupid denials.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

I’m pleasantly surprised by your sports takes. I only knew your work in passing but remembered that you’d never had a raisin, went out of your way to call out Jerry Seinfeld over minor stuff, and the whole Conde Nast episode.

You know, I went and looked it up!

If I were Jay-Z, I’d be concerned that coming over to Kim and Kanye’s house would mean I’d unwittingly signed myself up to appear in KUWTK.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends! 

Oh god, please don’t watch, it’s so embarrassing.

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

Another non-American watching this shit show.

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

Despite the admonitions of Chris Wallace, the audience has already laughed at Trump multiple times, tonight. This reminds me so much of the first debate.

I’ve gotten so tired of recruiters. Without them really telling any details of opportunities, you spend a good 15 minutes talking with them, you send them your resume, then you never hear from them again. Then weeks or months later you get another message from them “Hey, I came across your resume and are working on a…

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”