If the app is for yourself, or controlled use (eg app created for internal use at a company), then you do not need to distribute via the Play store. So, if it’s an Android app, you can sideload the apk by enabling downloads outside of the Play store.

Better chance trademarking “bubbitah, bubbitah” than “potato, potato” I suppose....

In light of the idiocy Netflix has about firing your employees who don’t possess skills your Organization will need in the future (http://www.businessinsider.com/former-netflix-exec-shares-how-to-know-its-time-to-fire-someone-2018-1 um, every heard of inhouse training Netflix?), it might be a good idea for them to…

Or, perhaps a little less aggressive (and less than $5), a bulb syringe aspirator:

Android user here. Whether trolling, test-driving or trickery, I’ve confirmed w/ an attorney that is legal to slap the shit out of anyone you come across that installs this.

Wait, that’s not the ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I am GROOTZILLA!!!!!!!!

Only 1 strategy: ignore them. I’ve yet to find one of them that can be won over w/ reason or simple logic, so why waste my time?

Um... slice?

Insert <dumbass wearing expensive jewelry while doing action sports quote> here.

You weren’t kidding. I just read his piece, and it is the best I’ve read from a player in the last few years.

So, jokes aside, from Murphy’s indication, it seemed like they resolved the issue as adults. Sadly, will great, that alone is *remarkable* in these times.

What kind of tree would I be? Hmmmm... I suppose the kind that says “I am Groot” in response to every question.

> 40 mph winds just before the photo?

I know lots of dipshits in college, or working and paying off loans currently, who voted for Trump out of spite as a vote against Hillary. Their response originally was, “But in a democracy, I should be able to vote for whomever I want to, for whatever reason I like.” That’s great, if we lived in a vacuum, or perhaps…

Ugh. What will I make my homemade wine out of now?

What size bottle of vodka?

Works / Doesn’t Work. Whatever. You’ve got a freaky as hell Halloween mask for the rest of your life. Best part? The eye slot. Because, of course you’re going to wear this and do other tasks that require vision. Hell to the yeah.

Nice app. However, they need tiers for consumer vs business. Add a ~$5 level for consumers, and increased amounts (10-20) for business users. I’m all for selling a $10 product to 1000 users vs a $1 product to 10000 users, but at the $15 price point, they’re not going to get anywhere near the uptake and monthly revenue…

Four years, or a lot less if he continues to burn it all to the ground in what seems to be an ever-escalating pace.