Isn’t the point he’s making that he CAN’T release the tapes because this all happened during filming of stuff like The Apprentice and Mark Burnett (an asshole) will sue the living shit out of anyone who tries to release them? We heard this before, right? That Burnett/NBC are sitting on a mountain of raw footage that…

Release the damn tapes before January 20 or hush, child.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

This political trend right now that is propagating the notion that legislatures should have the final say over the academic work done at colleges and universities is absolutely, nightmare-inducingly chilling.

Yeah, it’s almost as if you have to think more deeply about what the phrase means instead of taking it at its most literal interpretation. Like a university student.

When hundreds of people are late for work because they ran over cyclists he’s going to look very foolish.

What’s that? I blacked out after this part: If the Kardashians were your in-laws

Holy crap look at Vanessa Bryant’s baby.

I like that the featured article under the one about Kylie’s chest on TMZ is “Guess the Kardashian Kans” and is apparently a quiz to guess the Kardashian by the boob picture. Never change, TMZ (but please do.) Of course I did just read an article about Kylie Jenner’s boobs so it’s probably a pot calling the kettle…

the powerful sorceresses in Calabasas are becoming more and more concerned about the toxicity of their little brother’s relationship with each passing day: “At least some of his family members want Rob to split up with Chyna so they can say, ‘We told you so Rob. You deserve better.’”

“Your penis is still offensive,” another officer informs him. Relatable.

I think you’ve discovered your calling in life.

you, good sir, are the very essence of subtlety.

Frosty the Snowdong
Had a jolly, happy cock!
8 inches long,
3 inches wide,
Veiny and hard as a fucking rock!

Shouldn’t it be “Tannenschlong”?

Someone selflessly gave you the option of Oh, Tannendong AND YOU DIDN’T USE IT?!?!

Metro UK reports that McGawley...was arrested for a “public order offense” 

Nixon had the recording equipment installed himself. Sort of backfired on him though.

So sorry for all involved. Must have been devastating. * hugs to all*

My friend was a wedding guest. It was the mother of the bride. :(