Could you repeat that for us please?

Read that as Versailles on Ovulation

I feel like there are a lot of ways to be a feminist, but as a general rule, if your way involves “mean-spirited discussion of another woman’s aging face and body” then you’re probably doing it wrong

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

He’s already brainwashing people by stating things like “during my 8 years.” I sadly believe he will get all 8, or more if they can get 1 more state and have free reign with the constitution. It happens elsewhere, and there’s no reason that it couldn’t happen here.

It will. He did it in the most perfect, gentlest way possible. He allowed me my hurt, told me that if I needed time away from him he would understand, and asked what I needed from him to hurt as little as possible. He’s a good man. He’s just not that into me, as it were. There’ll be someone else. Or there won’t.…

I just got my heart gently broken by the kindest, sweetest man I’ve ever met, so I was already an emotional wreck, and then I read this and I just burst into tears. This strong, beautiful woman. I can only hope I find a love like she had, and I hope that she’s able to find it again.

you seem be implying that this isnt going to be an artist in residence sort of situation...

Wesley Snipes is writing his debut novel, a supernatural thriller, in stores summer 2017.

While we hope the Trump administration and the 115th Congress will maintain this progress and continue to work in a bipartisan manner to reform our criminal justice system, it is unclear what their priorities will be and when families can expect justice.

To create a legally binding, individual document after vetting a person’s record to make sure they are not letting murderers out (for example) and then getting it to the president for approval, yes. But you go ahead and be condescending anyway.

As a stay in bed mom, I admire your commitment to One Room.

I want to love my Roomba (we named her Rosie), but I just can’t. She’s kind of a piece of shit at her job but then constantly rearranges my furniture. Like, I know you’re paying me to clean your house but my real passion is decorating.

its a slippery (yet assiduously cleaned) slope, ryan. learn from my ongoing mistake...as of this moment, i have 418 roombas. i am literally stuck in a 2 foot square section of my salon, subsisting entirely on uber eats and tossing my excrement out a window.

Yeah, I think people making fun of this are seriously underestimating the thought that goes into these kinds of shoots and cover designs. It is not an accident that Trump’s cover image resembles Hitler’s in several significant ways. It’s not an accident that unlike every other Time Person of the Year cover in the…

So, those pizzagate fools are showing very innocent pictures of Obama and a child and are fine with pictures like that one of Trump and Ivanka? Nope, no double standards.

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

You know if he’s so worried about his double chin, he should go ahead and get plastic surgery. I hear Joan Rivers’ last doctors have some slots available.