Star Wars - Storm Trooper “bonks” their head.

I remember this... this guys was a teenager, him and his friend tried to blow their heads off with shotguns. His friend succeeded, he didn’t and scooped out most of his jaw and part of his nose and a chunk of skull instead. The parents sued Judas Priest (I wish I was making this up). I think the kid died of an…

The epilogue was actually, I think, the most important part of the series. In a way, throughout the entire run, Harry Potter had been searching for a father. He had a father who wasn’t there (james) and one that never told him any secrets (Dumbledore), one who cared but showed him no affection (Snape) and one who…

I can’t play basketball like Steph Curry outside though.

When I was about eight, my friend and I concocted a plan to drill a small hole in a quarter, and use a length of very thin fishing line to pull it back out of the machine. What could go wrong?

Cthulu?

Greedo, of course.

Go back and change it so we can debate "Who hugged first".

Somewhere, a Mr. Meseeks disappears in a puff of smoke.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

Kylo, Rey and Finn were Jedi Younglings- studying under Luke. The Jedi academy is attacked and one child is taken to be raised as a Dark Jedi (Kylo), one is taken and raised to be a Stormtrooper (Finn) and the other is shuttled away and hidden on a desert planet. They were young and have no memory of each other or…

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Is there more of that? Asking for a friend.

Ewan McGregor and Ian McDiarmid were the only decent actors in the mess that was the prequels.

I loved Palpatine’s story about Plagueis. The glee on his face as he told Anakin how Plagueis’s apprentice killed him in his sleep. It was a glorious thing to see. McDiarmid made these movies bearable.

Yeah, I mean it’s not like Neil Blokamp is known for taking a chance on unusual people with little professional acting experience in his movies...