Best part of the series is by far after Matt lets out that cocky as hell “yeah” when he beat the ninjas by listening to their breath. That moment actually had me saying a very audible “holy fuck” while my kids were in the other room.

They missed two chances to use Escape from L.A. Either the horrible personal sub approaching L.A. or the even worse surfing scene with Peter Fonda.

Damn fine theory if I do say so.

Damn girl you got a nice back back back back back back.

AHHHH!!! I Googled it! Why did I do that!?!?!?

Poopsperm

It’ll be nice to reverse everything Lucas has done and make Vader scary again.

Dan Haren fastball? That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read. Josh Hancock was only driving about 15 MPH slower than Haren’s fastest fastball when Hancock threw his head at tow truck.

True Detective Season 3?

Problems with holding runners or not. If Marte was that stupid to attempt a steal while Lester was just staring him down then he totally deserves a ‘Caught Stealing’.

I know that Lester has issues with his ability to hold runners but I honestly can’t believe the ballsyness of Marte to even challenge him by just outright running in front of the dude.

Or even the Vienna Beef Factory.

I wonder if they’ll accurately portray the politics of the neighborhoods. Such as Mayor Emanuel giving tax breaks to tech companies to move to the Loop but not giving Nabisco any incentive to not send 600 jobs (mostly employing African-Americans) at their South-Side factory to Mexico or closing down schools in these…

Give the guy a break. He only wrote X because he wasn’t finished writing out, “X-cited to show my wife this spot right here where I wrote this X.”

So the big question going forward is who gave who a gift basket?

Do you want to play a game?