At least Poopnachos is a clever username... the hell kind of username is “Samer Kalaf?”

How much Pagano would a Grigson chuck if a Grigson could chuck Pagano?

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

Don’t worry guys, I get your title’s joke

Report: Colts Plan to Chuck Pagano

I’d have gone with MadLib: In (name of city), where (proper noun) River was actually ON FIRE for several years, Johnny “(name of object)“ Manziel appears on video drinking a (type of alcoholic beverage) and rapping to (name of frozen object)(name of period of time)(single letter), which surface on the social media app…