The dark chocolate Milky Way is one of humankind’s greatest accomplishments, and while its not-as-good cousin the regular Milky Way pales in comparison, it’s still better than garbage-ass regular M&Ms, which are objectively the worst candy in the image. I would kick out M&Ms without a second thought.

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

You mean the guy who is completely estranged from his family and basically every other human on the face of the earth was *also* petty with his teammates?

Nacho Gatekeeper is a bad look on you. Try my Nacho Sauce Forever hat instead.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

It is a pretty apt analogy though - people working at newspapers aren’t getting paid these days either.

And if you acted this way all the time, nobody would want to work for you.

Ummmm ... worked at newspapers for 35 years and half that was under ignorant bullies who ran their newsrooms into the ground, ran off talent, and had no clue how to lead or solve problems. They would be deeply reassured of their own brilliance by Izzo’s behavior and did, in fact, put guys like him on the front page…

Yeah, that stuck out to me too.  He’s going to be hearing from MSU/NCAA about that.

““I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable BUT ALSO YOU’D FUCKING GET PAID.” 

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

Oh, man! This AND the Key lime fish side-by-side together on a plate would be perfect.

Hot Take (?): This was actually the best way to blow the candles out. Since the candles were tiered blowing the bottom candles out would have meant blowing right on the inner twinkies, which is kind of gross and germ-y. I personally dgaf, but I’m always surprised self-described germophobes don’t mind eating birthday…

A lot of the evangelicals don’t actually consider Catholics to be “christians”, so he was probably covering that base too.

It’s almost like the dumbass lizard brained reactionaries who call themselves conservatives (LOL) will dismiss multiple lies by a sitting appellate in front of a senate committee and cable news; dismiss all the partisan conspiracy theory BS; and still support the entitled alcoholic teenage sex terrorist for a…

“I know I’m a single, white, closeted homosexual, self-loathing total piece of shit, male from South Carolina.

K Street lobbying gig. 

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.