I’m just here to tell you all to Try Strive Freemilk.

i’d venture to say that some college basketball players get paid a lot better than most newspaper employees...

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

If he does this shit in public what does he do during practice...

Counterpoint: No.

a life without alcohol, tobacco and caffeine. couple that with growing up wealthy and he was definitely going to age well. But never trust a man that won’t drink a cup of coffee...

I’m in the middle of dieting down for a competition and regularly wake up at 3:30am which is early as fuck and not by choice.

Tom can we just fucking enjoy something please. Stahp. It’s a super fun game. Leave it at that. 

Trump is the recorder you give your 4 year old. At best. 

have you never heard the common Youth colloquialism Yam in lieu of dunk? Smash on you is also accepted by the youths of today. I for one am for this brash new use of language. Huzzah.  

This shit has gotten so fucking stupid.

It’s almost like everyone forgot that this dude was on Degrassi before he was rapping from frozen mansions in Saskatoon or wherever the fuck.

Oreo Royal being #1 is correct. Oreo distributes better than anything else in the Blizzard universe.

It’s fantastic in the short term for fat and weight loss but it is not a sustainable model for a lifestyle.

Fruit and Meat. Who thinks this evil up.

I keep to a pretty strict diet and it includes a lot of chipotle. There is no reason not to put the fajita veggies and pico on there unless you have an aversion to non-bean vegetable (is a bean a veggie?).

It’s just the antlers BRO. Don’t get all offended and cuckish.

those 2 asshats would easily have been in had they not been so dickish for figuratively ever. Yeah, everyone loves pudge.