Guess you weren't watching the lost season of Beachcombers.

So you figured you'd throw around some insults my way and make everything better?

What was the obvious correct theory of Lost? If you're gonna say they were dead all along, that's completely wrong.

Most of the 'theories' so far are fucking stupid to boot. "X is actually a host!" is the laziest sort of fan hypothesis because it doesn't rely on any evidence and if it turns out to be correct, everyone who guessed (not figured out, guessed) will crow about how they "knew it all along."

Are you ever going to actually give a criticism or specify exactly what about AvPG does wrong aside from being released in a year that discontents you, or are you just going to continue to talk like a 90s wigger?

So you didn't play it, glad we've established that.

I'm getting the impression that you haven't actually played AvPG because the AI in it is fucking fantastic and FPS is one of the most stagnant genres in video games. The only difference between old school and modern is dumb shit like regeneration and snap-to cover. I'll say it again, it doesn't need to be updated…

Aaagh what the fuck, internet

Was it "Nope, fuck that?"

I'll take Mel Gibson's Nightmares for $400.

Why would we need something more modern? So the Marines can have regenerating health and waist-high cover? AvPG is basically Rainbow 6 with Xenomorphs and exactly what an Alien FPS should be. Its age is irrelevant.

If you wanted a good Alien shooter game AvP: Gold was right there.

How did the moon get there
How did the sun get there
How did that little amoeba get there
*guitar riff*
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT

42?

I'm trying to imagine that and it isn't pretty.

"The Enterprise would wipe its ass with the Millenium Falcon."

Thanks doc

John What Curls or somesuch.

My favourite missing-license moment is from an episode of Supernatual where Jenson Ackles hums the "Dueling Banjos" bit. On Netflix they just removed his audio so it looks like he's making fish faces for no reason.

I take perverse glee when a site lets an upcoming property literally brand it and then decimates it in the reviews. "Thanks for all the money, shitty movie!"