And there he goes.

Lance Henrikson IS a practical effect. He's been dead since Millenium.

My PlayStation Now subscription is up in a few weeks, so I'll happily do the opposite of your suggestion in the interest of saving time. Either way, thanks for the help!

I'm not sure who's in the right here, me for assuming musical theatre is nowhere near as ubiquitous as the article contends, or Ms Zuckerman for assuming everyone should know this musical.

Ni No Kuni, the best Dragon Quest game that isn't Dragon Quest. It's pretty good, but not as good as Dragon Quest.

Don't you fucking do it

Christ, I actually had some of those books. There was a story in one about a perfectly circular patch of dead grass in a field, just a few feet around, that some kid stepped into and suddenly vanished. All of his friends could hear him faintly calling for help and crying for hours and then that stopped too. It made…

There's a lot of movies in this article that I didn't even realize were supposed to be scary.

Just think. The prequel originally had practical effects until someone from the studio told them to replace them all with CG. They were nearly all completed, too.

YO I DON'T KNOW WHO THE F*CK PAUL MACCARTEY IS BUT KANYE IS ALWAYS SO GOOD AT FINDIN NEW ARTISTS THIS GUY IS GONNA BE F*CKIN BIG SOME DAY EVEN IF HE IS OLD AS B*LLS

FUCKEN FENG SHUI

Well I know what my worst moment was and it's nothing compared to throwing furniture around or screaming about minorities.

When you die of something other than natural causes, sure.

That's less creepy when you realize that fast-forwarding anyone standing in one spot would look the same.

That's the one that accidentally rewrites the PA timeline by having Katie kill Micah five days earlier, right?

"Pfft, should have gotten a REAL internet job!"

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That shit about your squadmates being dynamic is PR nonsense, they're completely confined to scripts. They'll turn at predetermined points, regardless of test results (and rational sense).

I got as far as "The killer's feet echoed through the empty halls - stomp stomp stomp." That's probably on the second page.

Black Dynamite doesn't count?