I got really pedantic there, sorry. It's just kind of a question that has a really obvious answer. "What if you died right away when a zombie bites you?" "Because that wouldn't be fun to play at all."

You should give Outlast a whirl. The sequences with two of the signature baddies often give multiple escape paths and numerous places to try to hide from them. They alter their patrol routes to focus on areas they know you're skulking around in and lord, did my heart damn near explode when I opened a door quietly,…

Silent Hill games have often been really good at ramping up terror in an organic way. The monsters don't burst through windows or ambush you - you can often enter an area and see them just shambling around on the other side of it, then another starts trudging towards you. Every time a new monster shows up like that…

I regret that I partially figured out the twist before it happened, due to a combination of having read up way too much on monster lore, and one of those totems you get really early on mentioning cannibalism. I didn't see how the stalker or the psycho fit into the picture until it was explained, though.

I paid $70 for Until Dawn and I don't regret it one goddamn bit. For once I actually got to play something that was brand new and didn't have to avoid the internet for fear of inadvertent spoilers.

ZombiU was a crushing disappointment for me. You know how everyone in Resident Evil dies or turns after one zombie bite except the playable characters? ZombiU decided that inconsistency was worth addressing by making your own character able to be killed instantly by getting bitten. Unfortunately, it introduced…

Has anyone mentioned that the Spawn soundtrack unlocks one of the rarest monsters in Monster Rancher on PS1 yet? Because it does.

I'm being more or less forced to watch this series (again) with my wife because this is her favourite show and she plays the "quality time" card HARD on this. Then I just read 90 minute episodes AM I IN HELL ALREADY

Monster teleportation being an oft-used cliche doesn't mean it isn't stupid and worth pointing out, though. If it wasn't enough to pull you out, that's totally fair - but it was for me.

I have serious policy regrets about voting for Kathleen Wynne. She defunded and fucked with autism resources and knocked my kid off several waiting lists he's been waiting on for years. I've honestly never been a situation where a government has so clearly and directly fucked things up in my life like that. God…

"I mean, look at those mutts. Not my first choice."

If the object is to be able to walk up to a target, then a clever disguise would be something other than naked people, or deformed people - although I admit those forms are probably tied to the theme of sexual disease.

"Mr. Trump, dogs do not count as friends no matter how luxurious their coats are."

Hypocrisy Highlights:

There's the one where It catches up to them after they spend the better part of a day driving away from It in a car. That happens at least twice and It catches up to them less than a day later. Simple logistics can explain why that's nonsense. This is like that Jaws movie where the shark is already waiting in…

As someone else who hates It Follows, you're making us look bad. Even I can admit the first 25 minutes of that movie are stellar, before it starts breaking all the rules it set up.

They need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys.

He raps like Gwen Stefani does on "The Sweet Escape." It's hilarious.

There was that one where some guy and his kid see some Muslims praying and he says that they're praying to their "moon god" and one of them jumps up and says something like "The Quran says I may kill you where you stand, infidel!" He may or may not be brandishing a scimitar (I doubt it, but I kind of remember him…

You've mixed up the opening and the climax. Plus that opening scene goes on for almost 15 minutes and isn't particularly scary.