Yeah, the Crooked Man sequences were similarly hysterical. The only thing stopping me from fully enjoying the trainwreck was every time Patrick Wilson was on screen, you know, taking things seriously.

My wife and I watched The Conjuring 2 last night and I laughed uproariously through it, which I don't think was what they were going for, but it's nevertheless one of my favourite comedies of the year.

Hulk is an almost perfect adaptation of the character's origins, back when he was a nuanced spectre of neglect and abuse, as opposed to the "HULK SMASH" version everyone is familiar with. He's one of the most misunderstood comic characters ever, even Marvel doesn't seem to remember the original version.

Any fucking father worth a damn would never ask that question.

I'm not a fan of the ending because if the question is "what responsibility do we have to a child that never ages?" then the answer is already given when he's left stranded alone at the bottom of the sea, just as he was in life.

For what purpose?

It's an immensely satisfying payoff to Kratos' story, that's its strongest point. Kratos actually undergoes character development for first time since CoO, and it's very well done.

This was the best article I've seen on AV Club in weeks.

I highly doubt we'll be able to put away the stuff I already have, let alone add more. RE1 is scarier than RE4 anyway.

Cleared the God of War chronological run yesterday.

I don't think he's nuts because he invests in a wrestling company, I think he's nuts because he thinks jet contrails are spraying the population with mind control drugs.

I saw his profile on Rock Icons on HBO and really enjoyed how much he relished the bewildered media who covered the 8-hour 'concert' in his tea shop taking it seriously.

"Aim high, Willis!"

As the parent of an autistic child:

If I ever got to the point where I write a memoir I think I would just lie shamelessly through the whole thing.

I think Team Ico did a great job sewing the game up to contain the 16 Colossi in terms of both the map and gameplay design. Each of those Colossi are unique; I would worry how the game would turn out with 24 of them and whether repetition sets in, either from a player's perspective or from a designer's perspective. …

That is one hell of a run-on sentence.

This is the company that had a 24-hour ad campaign called "Big Mac: I'd Hit That." You really do not want McDonald's to be skirting the finer points of mascot symbolism on the internet.

It fucking BETTER be a parable. If I go see this and it's just an allegory I will be monstrously pissed.

Mac Tonight is right behind Pepe as far as /pol/-appropriated racist imagery goes, unfortunately.