"Ted the Caver" is still the gold standard in my eyes.

"Snake…had a hard life."

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"Part of real-world love is learning when to put the other person’s needs ahead of your own wants."

Your username would make a fine name for a band.

…what?

Wow, the Frankenchrist cover certainly wasn't subtle. I'm slightly disappointed it features neither Frankenstein or Jesus, though.

He learned to play politics dirty back in 2000 when Bush clobbered him in the primaries with push-polls implying his adopted daughter was his own biological daughter born from a Vietnamese hooker he had an affair with.

Was a payment made to his secret offshore bank account?

The fact that Trump ever even HAD John McCain's support is amazing. Sad, also, if you think about it.

Too much of the meta-game criticism is the same to make any real difference between them. The winner in Catan will be determined a few rounds in, and will invariably be one of the first two players to act. Just because Catan has more than one win condition doesn't make it any less predictable than Monopoly; it is,…

I wasn't implying that anyone outside of these nerds gives a shit.

These are two of those franchises where if you go to their respective wikias you'll find dozens of nerds so far into this shit that they have exhaustive timelines and multi-paragraph summaries of each respective outfit each character wears written out.

Catan IS Monopoly. The only difference is the insufferable trading aspect happens a little earlier in Catan.

So, "stop liking things I don't like." The backlash against Cards against Humanity is about four times more annoying than the game itself now.

Ah, fair enough. Comics Bane holds the distinction of being the first (possibly only) Batman villain to thoroughly outclass Batman at his own game, mentally and physically.

Oh good, an excuse to use this image again:

Who the fuck thinks Val Kilmer was the worst Batman? He was the first live-action Batman to play the character as if Bruce Wayne were the disguise instead of the other way around, taking Kevin Conroy's idea and running with it.

*checks tmngo.ca*

2 is the best game in the series. It's design document was probably "Like 1, but MORE."