I’ve been to naturalist resorts before, and while it’s amazingly free to walk around naked, there are a whole HOST of activities that are overwhelmingly uncomfortable naked. I played basketball and every time I went in for a layup I swore my tits were going to get caught in the net.

Well, in my culture, gap-toothed people are called “loving people”, as in, maybe, “promiscuous.” I can deal with that. Still, I suffered like a dog through my teenage years. Now? I DGAF.

I actually really like grey hair. I liked it pre-trend, I liked it while it was A Big Thing, and I still like it now. Mine’s currently smoky-blue-lavender, which is as close as I can get to “steel” without double-bleaching it. I’m 44 and I think it’s fine? I’d care less about grey making me look older/younger and more…

Similar to the ‘subversiveness’ of the gap tooth trend.

Like a lot of “trends” (ugh), this only really works if you’re already Very Conventionally Attractive. Then, it’s an interesting imperfection/quirk, rather than Yet Another Thing That’s Wrong With Your Face. Thanks but nah.

*hello neighbour* We in Luxembourg don’t even have a F21* but I actually think it would do pretty well, even though it’s garbage. We have Pimkie, Bershka and that shit, which is the same level of awful, but has been around for decades. Now I just shop at Esprit or buy more expensive stuff when it’s on sale on Zalando…

imagine being raised by a commercial fisherman. I’ve seen a lot of weird shit that isn’t in any marine bio book.

This. eyes. really creepy blue eyes.

That’s weird as hell and if I saw it coming towards me I would NOPE out of the ocean forever.

I remember about 5-7 years ago when all the headlines were, “CAN YOU BELIEVE JOHNNY DEPP IS IN HIS FORTIES?” because he still looked amazing and so, so hot.

It’s been a rough couple of years.

The bottles immediately reminded me of these guys, albeit not as trippy and cool.

I made it to 1:07 and I feel like I deserve some kind of reward for that.

Well, then, she isn’t using her money right. If I was rich I would def have a baby double for my wee toddler...oh why am I lying? I’d have a Mummy Double and live in the bookstore.

As the former nanny to the precious progeny of a Vogue stylist, I can attest that such kiddos do fingerpaint, but the nanny job description includes handwashing their delicate garb, making many dry-cleaning runs, and just a whole hell of a lot of hovering with a variety of of wipes hand rags in hand.

I’m pro ink but Miley’s arms look like bad tat management. I want to hear the new album, my secret wish is that she’ll end up as this generation’s Dolly Parton (who’s also covered in tats, so at least there’s that). And: good burn, girl.

I need to hang around hotter dads, I guess.

My mother looked GORGEOUS in the sixties and as soon as the 70s hit BAM bad hair bad clothes bad makeup.

He’s so very unattractive to me.

With a big open floor plan flat and huge windows.

This was my fave 80's Madonna as a kid: