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It’s quite silly. I had pics of me spread around, I was like, “Enjoy em, fuckers. I look good. That’s why I sent em. That’s why you kept em.”

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Indeed, I was saying to a friend earlier that I had been about to say ‘what if the genders were reversed’ and then realised that is basically Celine Dion.

Yeah that totally skeeved me out but hey men do it all the time. My choir teacher married his former student like 2 years out of high school.  

In hell, presumably.

Bobby this was amazing

They literally could have gotten the rest of NSYNC to play NSYNC

This is the alternate timeline where Ivanka Spears and Jared Timberlake fall in love, which causes tension within Jared’s former boyband, N’Word.

Wasn’t he always?

Ugh. The last thing VPR needs is children :-(

Uh, I sure hope Victoria’s Secret used wig glue on Bella Hadid’s thong because it is really slipping to the side in that last picture!

THIS! So sick of all the whining. I too have student debt - at 41 - and can’t get into upper management. 60 year olds hanging on and promoting 30 year olds. HATE.

Mine is on a Tuesday, like wat?

Ours is on a Wednesday at 5pm, doing one of those paint and drink things. I’m gonna shit on my bosses desk to thank her.

promoting millennial kids into upper management positions that Xers have been waiting to be vacated by those Boomers

Meanwhile their Boomer parents are hanging on to their jobs longer/ not retiring because they didn’t plan for it and then promoting millennial kids into upper management positions that Xers have been waiting to be vacated by those Boomers. I’m so fed up with the fucking Boomers.

Dude, I vividly remember when Gen X was the lazy generation that had it hard. That was before we invented the dotcom bubble, I guess?

Anyway, anyone who thinks that the millennials are special snowflakes in this regard (either in terms of their supposed bad/entitled attitude about life or in terms of the hardships

Let’s lay off Lena Dunham and the “moving to Canada” crowd a little. I am very, extremely aware that if my husband’s grandfather hadn’t said “Fuck this, I’m out” after Hitler was elected in 1933, his family wouldn’t exist.