Oh my GOD! Why aren’t we best friends

The only thing that could make this more peak-2015 clickbait would be if you had pot legalization content.

Thats the thing. No one stocks for the season they stock up for right before the season. You create buzz and anxiety that “oh shit I have to buy this now because its almost time” feeling.

Amen. Steve Jobs had zero appeal while alive.... I don't see how that should change just because he was unfortunate enough to die young of cancer.

I have zero desire to watch a Steve Jobs biopic right now, but I LOVE Halt & Catch Fire. Partly because it’s a pretty engaging and more wide-lensed take on the dawn of the microcomputer, partly because Lee Fucking Pace Omg.

The problem is that all of these just look exceptionally boring!! I do not want to watch them in the theater, but I also don’t want to watch them on netflix.

My hair used to make my grandmother crazy. She insisted it was messy and was always telling me to brush it. But it isn’t messy, it’s just curly. I got spoken to at a few of my serving jobs about my hair as well. This is just my hair, man!

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

#blackcoffeematters

The people who have that as a dealbreaker tend to come from semi-idyllic families and sheltered backgrounds and genuinely don’t understand those of us who come from shit families. Some have enough empathy to deal, but some, well, we’re better off not dating them anyway.

As a Kentuckian, both the ass-grabbing and the weird food predilections, especially regarding gravy, all jive with the local lore about the Colonel.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

You don’t fuck with Uncle Kentucky. (or let him near your mother apparently)

Last I heard, Hirsch wanted to make two season and a movie.

Yeah, it’s worth seeing once. It’s interesting to see how much potential Brandon Lee had.

All those people would be terrible. BRADLEY COOPER?? Maybe Tom Hiddleston...but really still no. Just make some cool new goth films! Without Bradley Cooper!

Bradley Cooper had once been rumored to be stepping in the role of Lee’s Eric Draven, as had Tom Hiddleston, James McAvoy and Channing Tatum.

This time, the lead actor will be killed when the lithium-ion battery in his ganja vape explodes.

Plus with kids clothes there are regulations about flammable fabrics which mean manufacturers can’t use the shitty cheap fabrics that they use for adult clothing.

Kaia Gerber looks like the lovechild of her mother and Rachel Bilson.