Hmmph. More speculation about Fallon’s addiction. Another adorable NPH family costume. Yet another Hotline Bling cover. More unnecessary all-female reimaginings. It’s all so boring and familiar. I needed some real gossip and escapism this morning.

He has the best bacon on the internet though!

I cried on that one. Brilliant. Nat Geos were perfect.

Yep. Pretty good laugh at the stove, then lost it when I saw the oven.

Before reading your comment, I’d just sent this article to my buddy and said, “the magazines on the friggin’ stove, THE BOOKS IN THE DAMN OVEN - OMG”

RealTalk from an old dude, how do you follow the chat on a twitch stream? Its scrolling hundreds of messages a minute, are you just supposed to pick out the random phrases your eye fixates on? Is their some type of filtering functioning? Do people view the gestalt to get some type of overall message? It just looks…

It’s like Bravo knew that I was upset Ladies of London doesn’t have more seasons and wanted to give me something to ease the pain.

Yeah - if there are 7 guys in a friend group, and 6 of them are major douchecanoes, I find it hard to believe that the other guy will be a total sweetie.

I don’t speak to my mum and I would totally want a rental mum.

How much of a person fail am I if this sounds kind of appealing? Because my mom is NOT THE ONE to go to for problems in my life.

It’s the using humor part that you missed.

Boo!

This is the best use of technology ever.

spandex burger

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

Ha ha haaaa, I know that feel! Try sketching lightly in short strokes / not much pressure, as opposed to pressing and DRAWING like you would for eyeliner. Then if it’s still seeming too harsh, go over it lightly with a brow brush or old toothbrush. Then if it’s STILL seeming too harsh, put on some mascara and some lip…

I did not understand this post, not for a second.

You did reply to a dude talking about smelling his coworkers.

All the convenience and smell of a cloth pad, but without the ability to easily change it. Nothing like sitting around in a cute diaper full of your own liquid pennies.

I saw it as “dropping an egg” which I certainly know isn’t what a period is, but it is part of a woman’s cycle.

Still, it’s a little off. A picture of a heating pad, Netflix subscription, and ice cream would certainly be a more recognizable icon of a period.