Yep. My boys have been doing their own - and the family’s - laundry for YEARS. I don’t do crusty teen sheets.

Ugh! My husband has already warned me about tube socks in the sheets and under the bed.

Oh, my god, the sentences I have said that I never thought I would say. I didn’t even realize some of these words would ever even have a reason to GO together. Like, “please don’t wrap your penis around that pencil.”

I’m single, have never had kids, WILL never have kids, but I have a dog.

You find yourself saying things like “you can play with your penis in your room, but not in the living room.”

I don’t regularly blot my pizza, mostly because I’m not usually eating greasy pizza, but if I’m in front of a slice of pepperoni pizza that has large pools of grease in the cupped embrace of the pepperoni, I might blot, if only to prevent spilling orange grease on my tits.

This world needs more Demi Moores and fewer Michael Douglases.

I was absolutely delighted to find out the woman of the story was 53, and not the man of the story

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

I always wondered how americans are used to walk inside (especially on caret flooring) with shoes and all, like it is a normal thing. Where does all the dirt and outside crap go? How can they not find it disgusting that they step barefoot on stuff that they have dragged in their house with their shoes? How is that…

I could never get behind EJ and Sami because of that time he told her she had to sleep with him or he wouldn’t help her save Lucas’s life when he was trapped in that cave. I hate soap plotlines where they force women to be in a “romance” with their rapist.

Thanks for this, I hadn’t seen it. I’m so old I remember when Marlena was ‘killed’ the first time by the Salem Strangler.

It’s the 50th Anniversary for Days so they’re bringing back all the peeps this fall. :)

The other Day, Victor and Patch were arguing about Bo’s job in the ISA and I thought, “I saw this same exact conversation 30 years ago.”

Oh honey, Patch has been around since the 80’s. And obviously that’s not his real name. Just his nickname because he wears an.. eye patch.

But you know Hollywood is going to get the wrong message out of this. That people just don’t care about LGBTQ stories (despite movies like Milk doing well) rather than they didn’t want to see a movie that was fucking awful.

Nope. I love a man bun. Men with long hair just do it for me and if they want to put it in a bun, I’ll be into that too. Awooooga.

double points if they are old and white

Agreed. I had the most amazing shimmery, festive makeup for a work Christmas party a few years back, but I looked like I’d applied it with a trowel in the photos. I covertly deleted all of the pics of me from the company server.

I really don’t see an issue here. I neither wear tons of makeup nor take tons of selfies but I totally see a reason for this. Cosmetic companies are supposed to be selling products that people want to wear. If the makeup looks bad in photos why would people want to wear it? It’s not like the companies never tested the…