I love both those movies. Empire Records was THE slumber party movie of eighth grade, and each of my friends had a different favorite guy. And my husband and I have matching Loveburger shirts. As far as I'm concerned,Can’t Hardly Wait is the perfect teen movie.

Empire Records is fantastic! Although how it’s Corey with the drug problem and not Joe is beyond me. That drum kit must be magic if he can handle all the stress from running that place just by rocking out on it and not taking all of the valium.

Dude, Bobby! Why are you shitting on Can’t Hardly Wait and Empire Records?! I just want you to know I have both of those on DVD and watch them each about once a year. Still good. So good. Ethan Embry forever!

Today is my first day back at work after maternity leave and everyone is asking if I’m okay and if I’ve cried and I want yell, “FREEDOM IS MINE, AT LAST,” at all of them but I feel like that would make me seem like a bad mom. Newborns are BORING, no matter how adorable they are! I got to eat my breakfast with two…

I didn’t leave my one week old baby to go to a bar, I went to Target, and it was the most magical Target visit ever. There wasn’t a tiny human demanding everything from me, I didn’t feel anxious about not being able to make her happy every second of the day, I didn’t have my other kid screaming at me in jealousy..who…

He’s a Windsor. That hair is on borrowed time.

also just me or does that top pic make it seem like we only have a few more years of that beautiful ginger hair

Taylor wore a white dress to a wedding in Texas?! Are you fucking kidding me?

Taylor wore white to someone else’s wedding?

No kidding! I don’t know how young people today live with the pressure of having to make everything such a big goddamned deal. That’s not old guy sarcasm; I’m sincere about it.

Nice!!

I don’t think this type of behaviour is okay, but if she had been a boy grabbing a girl then I bet everybody’s reactions would’ve been different.

He could endorse Trump and I'd still hit that.

I have no idea, but now I’m craving fondue and a Tab.

Diane is tripping balls.

Yay! That is so exciting! My husband and I are waiting to close on our first house. I'm hoping it will be Wednesday. Buying a house is a crazy mix of emotions, scary and thrilling. Congratulations!!!

Congrats!!!! *sends all the good vibes and rainbows and happy wishes*