I’m guessing they’ll leave Song of the South in the vault...

Been there. Congratulated my college roommate on her pregnancy a week before she miscarried. Awful. 😕

Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I…

I have recently hit the age where hangovers last two days, and that shit is brutal. Made that discovery right before Christmas, and double checked it at New Years. The first day felt like a hangover and the second felt like I’d been beaten up. Not worth it. 

A lady in my hometown used to get visions from the Virgin Mary every month. Tour buses full of people used to roll into town every month to this lady’s farm to hear the messages from the blessed virgin. It was very weird.

Oh my gosh, I haven’t caught an update on this girl in a while, and she looks AMAZING!!! She is absolutely precious, and I’m thrilled to see your strong, thriving baby girl. 

1998 at a gay bar called Boneshakers, rolling my ass off. My roommate and I had the best time ever, and I still remember the delightful guys we met in line. Blaine and Shannon, wherever you are, I hope you’re doing well!! 

And they’re all fucking kits!! No more imagination, just pay $75, build this one thing, then let it sit there and collect dust because it falls apart if you play with it. Fuck new LEGO. I miss LEGO of yore. 

Sure- as long as you vote democrat and don’t leave dishes in your room!

Not just Georgia- South Georgia!!! And while Statesboro might not be a hub of diversity, I found an amazing group of cool, open-minded, forward thinking people that made me see a much bigger picture than my little suburban upbringing had given me. And I smoked a lot of weed, and that will definitely make you more open…

I’ve honestly had to hold myself from taking him out at the knees and beating some sense into him. He’s a foot taller than me, so it would be tough, but I’m willing to try! 

I was a conservative Jesus freak at his age. College helps a lot. 

That’s definitely a contributing factor, but I think the main reason is that he’s been raised in a very small, VERY conservative southern town and he’s surrounded by it. 

He’ll outgrow it or I’ll disown him. I’m giving him until legal voting age to find out! 

Bitter AF. I’m a lifelong Georgia girl and I’m bummed. My little kids are bummed. My oldest is going through a gun-loving republican phase, so he’s happy, but he’s also 14 and dumb, so fuck his stupid opinions. 

Damn, you were a cool 4th and 5th grader! I’m 40 and I didn’t wear that stuff until college! 

Then I fully support you embracing postman pants and crop tops this time around if you so choose!! (Actually, I support anyone’s right to bring it back in middle age if they want to, but I’ll be refraining, personally.) 

Y’all, if you wore this stuff the first time around, you’re at least 35, and probably more like 40-45. I just don’t think it’s going to look the same as it did back then.... I doubt I can button my old jncos, and I’m pretty sure my post-kid boobs are not going to look as good in my glittery tank tops as they did in…

Here, too. Upgraded our family of five from 1,000 sf to 2,400. It’s glorious! We even have a guest room! 

No, he was clearly dumb. The letter just pushed him over the edge of entirely too dumb.