Think of all the awesome rhymes though.

I really feel you with the guys and bathrooms thing. It’s just me and the hubby and Master Poodler, but sometimes I feel like, “Stop reading magazines/comic books, take a dump, and get out of there! What is this, the library?”

I’m totally prepared to be wrong on this, but as someone who’s reasonably aware of country music i’d never heard of the Feeks and the barrage of publicity surrounding her last days felt really distasteful to me. Like maybe a little munchauseny on the part of the husband and the people performing grief on social media.…

Well I mean, babies aren’t supposed to be driving cars.

It would have escalated. So much to be proud of regarding the choice the young you made.

I’ve shared this story during Jezebel’s yearly spooky stories contest (aka Best Time of the Year), but a friend of mine told me that the house her parents moved into has a ghost, witnessed by several family members and medium/plumber. As the story goes, a plumber came to fix something in the basement, after which…

Plates allow me the space to commingle my food as I desire. I cannot deny the necessity of bowls, but I prefer to be in charge of just how mixy my foods get, thankyouverymuch gooddaysir.

Yes, dammit I can’t even meet plus-size beauty standards!

Blob?

sometimes i read old ones and remember the days before gawker took away all that was Good and Fun.

ugh, that’s unpleasant. My significant other is very into craft beer, which also has its fair share of asshole, nose in the air, insufferableness. The place I get my hair cut is across the street from this teeny tiny brewery that he loves. I DESPISE going to it though. I can’t drink beer without ending up in the…

I walked by a vape store the other day and they were having a vape party with pizza and lots of people who look like they vape and they were like hotboxing the store with vape smoke and it was kinda amazing to me like, there is such a strong societal rolling of eyes towards vaping and ‘vape culture’ and yet here were…

If your vape pen is truly scentless, fine, do what you want. If your vape pen stinks like blueberry unicorn vomit, I say you should be ejected from the train before the next stop.

#hottake

True. I agree that 65 is extreme to say the least. I got my inheritance at age 20 when my father passed away. It was nowhere near 12 million, but it was a significant amount for a 20 year-old. I tried to be prudent but it was gone within 4 years. Of couse now, 25 years later, I *wish* it had been withheld from me…

Anne Hathaway maybe knows something about being built up, put on a pedestal and then torn down for basically no reason. So good for her for saying something.

Look, I’m with you, everything about this is awful, and the fact that thousands of women put up with this shit every day is infuriating. But it’s not rape. It’s something else. Coercion, inappropriate, gut wrenching, not condonable. But not rape.

I think someone (maybe you? prob not me.) needs to step up in the world and teach the distinction between funny/edgy vs. crass/offensive/just plain gross. Like, freedom of speech, speak your mind, make your gramma blush. You can do all that without being vulgar.

I’m so glad that the photo shows that this looks just like if one’s nude pantyhose had been hung up to dry, and then had seating cards attached.

I loathe both of her dresses.