That was wonderful!! I actually saw it prior to your posting it; I follow We Are Teachers on Facebook and it showed up in my feed at some point. Your sister is spot on in her observations, and she’s a hoot! I also teach in an urban district, in NJ’s largest city.

I have had more than one dream where I’m with my ex and the whole time I’m like, what?? How did this happen? Why am I with him? Where’s my husband??

I dream about my ex too. Really hot and emotional, but he annoys the hell out of me IRL. Makes me so angry. I think I’m affected still by the unresolved stuff.

We had a changing table as well and only used it as secondary baby clothes storage. As my pediatrician wisely said, “A baby can’t fall off of the floor”, so that’s pretty much where we always changed her.

It helps that this is kid #2 and it was my spouse’s uterus that did the hard work. I was not this coherent after #1. Also, he slept through the night last night! My 4 yr old woke us up more than he did! This should not be taken as a brag, humble or otherwise, because if I actually knew how to get a kid to sleep…

See, my sister and her husband INSIST that you need one. There are a lot of things they INSIST that I need, and it kind of made my baby registry expand to (what I think) is beyond control. I drew the line at the horrible giant swing, since I’m already doing the fucking rock n’ play and the pack n’ play and the ghastly…

Luckily the internet talked me out of that one.

That’s amazing. Can’t really argue with the evidence.

mine did.....I just warmed it in my hands though (harder when you’ve got many wipes needed for a big mess), and had him hold them when he got a bit older...

I’ve never seen a kid scream over cold wipes (and I’ve changed plenty of diapers). Totes unnecessary. The one for my brother got tossed after like two months because it kept ruining wipes.

My parents wiped my ass with cold wipes! And I liked it. I LOVED IT! (grumpy old man voice)

I used to think that, but newbie pees on me if I use a cold wipe, and doesn’t if I use a warm one. 11 days in and I’m tired of being peed upon, almost enough to run to Target and get a frickin wipes warmer.

I was thinking, maybe if you're straining to fart it does burn 67 calories, but they didn't realize that what we see labeled as calories every day are actually kilo calories so it's actually 0.067 of those.

Same. Honestly, I find something so... bossy... about dictating that people should be involved in the grim details of dealing with the aftermath of their loved ones’ death. I do not want to do this. I would not want to do this. I hate open casket funerals. I don’t want to participate in those details. I want to…

My wife got one when we moved a few months ago. Sort of a splurge on herself for her new job. I typically use the other bathroom along with my two boys. A few days after she got it, I was the only one home, so I went ahead and used her bathroom and was not prepared to feel the heat on my ass. Reminded me of when…

I don’t know... I Think That ed hardy / juggalo Thing is pretty frickin funny. Lol

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“if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” might be one of the funniest insults ever, though.

That’s it, I think. Anyone can mock the Fieri’s of the world. It’s safe. Start a feud with Gordon Ramsay. That would be interesting and ‘edgy,’ just as AB wants us to believe he is.

I miss fat Adam.