Given that Halloween is coming up and all sorts of stupid lore about treats laced with tricks will soon full the media, here is a simple trick to detect illicit drugs in your confections:

You sooooo don’t have a 5-year-old.

Thanks :)

Wow, he even did his makeup for a soccer game?

That expression is the best. It’s like ‘you like?’ and ‘what? it’s comfy’ all in one

THAT FACE! It is a gift to all of us who love dogs but can’t have have one ourselves right now. Thank you!

What a cutie! And a lucky fellow!

Copper says he’s owning the couch like a boss, and Copper should know!

She is very easy to love 💕

Here’s my moms sweet old lady pit!

Baby #2 - Border collie baby from an adoption service where it was love at first sight. She has a wonky eye (Collie Eye Anomaly) so maybe that’s why they gave her up, but their loss because she is amazing and squishy and likes to be fastest on the dog park playground

Yoshi baby. He’s missing some of his top teeth, so his tongue just sticks out like that.

What a glorious, handsome face! Lots of Kiss-Me areas.

The Queen using my leg as a pillow and being nosey. Lol. Yay rescues.

I got her a little over a month ago because I fell in love with her ears. She’s pretty shy but also very sweet. Here she is cuddling with my shoes on the couch because I was away too long.

Do you kiss him all day? I would kiss him all day.

My baby, awake and not sleeping with his legs over his head. I rescued him 3 days before his execution. He is the most stupid dog ever who can’t follow instructions, but I <3 him.

My shelter guy Bailey.

Looks like my girl

Here’s the Ginge, super proud of herself after ripping out her stitches post-knee surgery. Bless her heart.