Oh, God, I hate, hate, HATE the hulkroaches. I don’t see them often, but when I do I have to hunt them down and kill them or I won’t be able to eat or sleep or function - totally sympathize with you wanting to get rid of that minivan.

The Nick and Nora flannels at Target are worth it. I’ve had two pairs for YEARS. The pants are so great for lounging around when it’s chilly.

Cozy Nostra?

Even a deep cut on that won’t get near to anything I am willing to pay.

My former comic book store had those pens too. Once I picked up my order and found one in my bag; I never stole one, though.

I think when drunk me realized how easy it is to just pop one in my purse there was no stopping me. And it’s probably like a little rebellion from my pretty strict Baptist upbringing

It’s like the back of a minivan except on a purse.

A deluxe Death Star and Millenium Falcon, and he’d be pretty much done.

I snorted, hahaha!

If you managed to get pregnant via anal, you’re doing it too hard.

I have a standing order on my dvr. I watch it when I wake up, before I go to sleep, when I’m angry or scared or happy, when I want something on in the background.

re the top photo: that hair style is a bad choice for that head shape. Yikes.

What?Why? Because you’re a mom/ Gots 3 kids? All boys?

Honestly, that is the age where you’ve gotta cut loose and kick off your sunday shoes, hoowee.

I have so many excellent 45’s! One of my first collections, actually. I have one that is solid purple vinyl, “Purple Rain” and another song from that album... I am going to have to sit and look through that stuff now....

Good enough for me.

I knew people who tried heroin in the nineties. Some people tried it once. Some people fell down a hole into complete self destruction and have never really recovered.

Offended by cake is too much offended.

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.