Ha, that was delightful. And I don’t even hate Miles Teller. He’s an obvious douche, but I liked The Spectacular Now, and Whiplash, and I too, have danced goofily at a Brett Dennen concert. But still, this was a thing of beauty and a joy to read.

Do a cyndi Lauper mash-up! Time after Time, into True Colors, ending with the Goonies song. Who could possibly top that?

Being a new mom is one of the hardest things on earth. You are doing an awesome job. Taking the baby anywhere by yourself is a feat to be proud of! It's wonderful that things are getting easier for you. I feel like nobody prepares moms for how dark those early days can be, and that makes it even more awful and…

Hubs and I booked a trip for our anniversary (lucky 13!) that requires an airplane! This is only the second time we've gone away by ourselves since we've had kids. We're going to spend 4 days in Colorado hiking, getting legally stoned, and going to a show at Red Rocks. It's my reason for living for the next month and…

Ummm, Snow White? Sleeping Beauty?

What the fuck is a “color story”?

It is fucking amazing. And carrying them to term is a heroic feat. Said as a mom of 2 lb. twins that only made it to 7 months. (the pregnancy, not the babies- they’re rowdy, healthy bastards.)

I would fuck him as Llewyn Davis- and that guy was a real asshole.

We can, I’m just not sure I can do it without valium!

Thanks!

Good luck! It’s terrifying, but buying your first house is such an awesome feeling!

We’re under contract on our dream house! Now comes all the ways that it could fall apart- inspection, selling ours, etc. And just the general terror of are we making a good decision? Is this the right house? Can we truly afford it, or will it be a money pit that eventually forces us to go bankrupt and live in my…

I wish we could do that, but we'd have to give up our closet!

Watch The Intern. It was sweet and fluffy.

We’re about to put our house up for sale. I’m kind of filled with terror at undertaking the selling/finding new house/buying new house ballet. Ours is likely to sell fast. I’ve only found one that I want, at it’s at the very tip top of our budget. There are no others on the market in our price range that I like. I’m…

When I was in high school, an incident that started out as a flirtation with a boy turned into me regularly getting cornered in dark hallways and groped against my will. It was escalating, and I didn’t know how to get it to stop, so I told a teacher. My intentions weren’t to get him in trouble, I just wanted the…

Who are the guys Leo hangs out with? I vaguely recognize all of them from the 90s, but the only one I can actually name is Tobey McGuire. I’m curious enough to comment, but not enough to Google.

What the terrifying fuck? That thing is an abomination.

So basically, it’s Love the Coopers Part 2? Because that movie was the shittiest use of good talent I have ever suffered through.

Caity Weaver is the shit, and that article was great. I know there’s a lot of Justin Beiber hate, and I’ll fully admit that he’s a jackass, but I feel sorry for him. That life is a lot to handle at his age.