I've thought about it. But then I'd be solely responsible for the kids, cutting the grass, and squishing cockroaches. Until we can afford enough life insurance for me to pay someone else to do those things, I'll have to keep him around.

I think it’s genius! The twins want to sleep in the same bed every night anyway. I can just send him to the bottom bunk and mom and dad will luxuriate in seperate bedrooms!

I can’t wait until my oldest kid goes off to college, because I'm totally shipping my husband over to his room. Separate bedrooms for the win. They’re right across the hall from each other. Sexy times can be followed by a solid night’s sleep. Glorious for everyone. 6 1/2 years left....

Round?

That's exactly what I bought! And a strip of blue raspberry for good measure.

Hands down the best candy of all time. Zots taste like being nine.

We’re in the mountains for our annual fall trip. Trapped in a cabin in the rain with three kids and a dog. My tween is being z dick to his brothers and my husband is bitching at everyone. Sing it with me now, “traaaaadition, tradition!” Ugh. But we’ve had some fun, lovely drive through the mountains, trip to an old…

Bring it!!!! I’ll recreate this entire outfit. There’s bound to be a blue, crushed velvet tank top somewhere out there. I’ll be the coolest mom at the Pto meeting.

I love Lara Spencer- she’s funny, she has fantastic outfits, and she’s incredible at home design and upcycling. Not to mention HGTVs hidden gem, Flea Market Flip. She is my second favorite part of GMA (nobody comes before Robin Roberts). But damn girl, this is disappointing on so many levels.

Full-fledged adult. Sorry.

That's exactly what I was thinking! Great costume, completely stunning girl!

Same thing happened to me, only it was a child’s voice saying, “mom?” That's not unusual in my house- there is always someone calling my name when I'm trying to pee. It came from just outside the bathroom door, and I figured one of my little twins had woken up. They hadn't- sound asleep and still in their beds. Not a…

This was on the radio when we made the school run this morning. My 11 year old was bummed because she wasn’t singing Lionel Ritchie’s Hello, and my husband was like, “Ugh, god, this is horrible,” and turned it off. I didn’t think it was that bad, but it’s also not going to be my new favorite Adele song, either.

They’re not stunningly gorgeous, but they are sooooo good!

Oily or just overly liquidy. No matter how little liquid I put in there, I always wind up with a soggy, bland mess. It’s always edible, but disappointing. Especially knowing that the exact same recipe would have been a million times better cooked for less time in my le cruiset. But on a night when I’m going to be at…

Yum. That sounds amazing!

Here’s the pumpkin cupcakes, http://www.marthastewart.com/317069/pumpkin…

Last week, I made the prettiest pumpkin cupcakes from Martha Stewart’s recipe. They always turn out great- I swear those suckers are foolproof. And I’m going to attempt her caramel apple cupcakes tomorrow. I’m feeling good about them, but if they turn out crappy, I’m going to be up shit creek because I’m making them…

Her assistant bears a striking resemblance to Sue Heck.

Fun fact, a lot of this movie was filmed in downtown Statesboro, Ga. That was not a place that was seeing a ton of action. When I attended college in that small town a couple of years later (Go, Eagles!!!) the cafe’ where Janeane Garofolo was a waitress was still partially intact in an empty storefront. The tables…