I’m a math moron. I would totally make the same mistake, and possibly be asked to draw out exactly what I wanted. (Though I’d never drive up there to bitch somebody out. I’d have to put on shoes and a bra. Who cares that much about pepperoni?) But once they pointed out that I was an idiot, I would apologize for being…

What if we just use “trash?”

Dazed and Confused. I know it so well that I can’t watch it on tv because I get mad if they edit a line. I watch it at least once a year, and I never get tired of it.

Didn’t go to camp until I was 16 because I was a scaredy homebody. Finally went to church camp, spent the week pining for the hot preacher’s kid in the kangol hat (it was the 90s), but wound up making out with the 4’11 doofus because I was easy and slightly desperate.

Things I’m afraid of;

If you had to choose just one, which would it be? This seems like a fun little indulgence each month, but I'd only be able to pick one.

He was pretty damn cute (still is). He was no Jordan Catalano, but I would totally have made out with him in the stairwell or behind the gym.

It’s so 90s bad boy/soccer player and I think it’s kind of dreamy. And that makes me feel gross because 1. I’m about the same age as justin beiber’s mom, and 2. Because it's justin beiber.

I loved Spanglish. I'm glad to know at least one other person enjoyed it.

I got one of these for my dog, and it's the greatest. He's also an occasional gallivanter, and I've had two neighbors call to return him thanks to his engraved collar.

I spent an 11th grade English class watching in horrified fascination as a guy repeatedly spit dip chaw onto the floor and rubbed it into the already nasty carpet with his foot.

Okay, I have to submit a second thing that’s even more useless than my appalachian bread saw. Zoku ice pop maker. It’s HUGE, takes a few hours to make popsicles, and that’s only if you keep the enormous thing in your freezer at all times. My sister gave it to me, and I kept it in the freezer for two years out of…

My mother bought me an applachian bread saw at a craft fair. It is an actual fucking hacksaw intended only for slicing bread. That being said, it cuts bread really nicely...

That is the silliest headline I've read in a while. And I prefer the AC set just above meat locker.

Holy cow, I just watched it and she straight up broke my heart.

I have always felt the same way. Ours isn’t particularly hard. It has its ups and downs, and there are times that I consider stabbing him in the eye with a fork, but it’s generally pretty easy. We enjoy each other’s company, and neither of us stays mad long. I think that may be a key point. Marriage is a lot harder if…

Somebody else mentioned that. I’m planning to rewatch it tonight on Amazon Prime since I remember it being really good.

I loved that movie as well, and I don’t remember her being in it either!! Damn, I need to pay closer attention when I’m watching movies. But it probably wouldn't help because my facial recognition skills are so bad that I don’t recognize people I’ve known for years in the grocery store. My husband hates watching…

No memory at all. But it’s probably been 15 years since I’ve seen it.

I loved that movie, but I have zero recollection of Melanie Lynskey being in it. The only thing I know her from, other than togetherness, is when she had a baby... In a bar...