I do too, and I fucking love it. I got my mama a subscription for mother’s day. #noshame

“Nine. It will be pretentious, and Daddy always says an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.”

Did you see the one where he’s kissing George on the side of the head? It was such a sweet, natural, everydad picture. I could barely stand the cuteness.

We spent almost as much time planning it as our actual wedding. Everyone dressed up in thrir trashy best. My best friends served as bridesmaids, and had they gone downtown in their outfits, they woukd have been mistaken for hookers. We served a variety of squeeze cheese and pork and beans. There were Jell-O shots and…

We had a totally traditional cake topper, but I whipped this beauty up for our 10th anniversary “white trash wedding” party.

It can be so hard to ask people to help, or even accept help when they offer. Sometimes it feels like you have to be stoic, and you don’t allow yourself to break down at all. But this is too hard to do alone. You can’t be everywhere and do all the things that need to be done. You need some help right now, and the…

Yup. A huge trunk full of Barbies, all of my sisters’ and my American Girl dolls and their wardrobes, and my best baby dolls. They’re all in my parents’ basement waiting on a granddaughter. They're up to four grandsons with nary a girl in sight.

This tour was my first real concert! I was 16 and went with my parents- and it was still awesome. I was raised on the Eagles. My dad told me they weren’t going to take me to the show because tickets were too expensive. Then he woke me up early the morning they went on sale to go stand in line at Turtles- because it…

In college, I saw Sublime post-Bradley when they were Long Beach Dub Allstars. It was a small club, and Bud stood next to me at the bar. But I was too scaredy cat to talk to him. Another girl I was with was not too scared, and wound up hanging out on their tour bus smoking weed with them. Damn missed opportunities.

I like the way you think!!

Now I only have to wait 6-7 months to wear my new sparkly silver shoes!

Commerative plates from the Franklin Mint, obviously!

I liked this too! And there were some cool pieces of furniture and turquoise jewelry. But what the hell was up with the multitudes of kitschy doorstops? How many doors does she have?

That and decorative spoons. I mean, really, why?

I was totally disappointed with Diane Keaton’s collection. Half of it was tacky tourist junk from the 70s. And while I don’t necessarily object to that, I sure as shit wouldn’t pay $300 for it either. Also, what the hell is up is up with all the salt and pepper shakers? How many sets could one person possibly need?

Same here- 10:30, and it was like it had never happened. I'm not even sure where the Lilly stuff was displayed, because none of the regular stuff looked like it had been moved.

Yes. I want a long gown in a funky-ass print with a plunging v-neck line worthy of a 70s key party.

They had several of those at my Target. Along with a set of cocktail glasses, a couple of boxes of string lights, a bunch of candleholders and a child’s romper. This was at 10 am.

I loooooooove 50s pinup style! You'll be so glamorous!

Exactly!