You guys are really great! Can you come shopping with me? I could use that kind of support in the dressing room!

Dammint, The Sundays, you're totally right. I'm old.....

Every spring, I try on a long, flowy, bohemian peasant dress. And every year I don’t buy one because it’s too expensive, and I’m not sure it won’t look stupid on my very short, stocky frame. I tried one on today, and as I was hemming and hawing over it, the salesgirl shook her head and said, “no, not for you.” She…

Fade Into You and Wild Horses (the version by The Saturdays) immediately take me back to being 18 and getting stoned in my dorm room. I like your playlist.

Ummmm, whatever. Luke the homeless teen was dreamy.

You say extra on Designing Women like it's a bad thing....

I totally agree with you- I'm just saying we looked just as ridiculous. I thought I was hot shit in my giant JNCOs and glittery tanktop- hell, I still think I was hot shit. But I also recognize that I looked silly. And I put A LOT of thought into what I wore to raves, so I can't throw stones at the very intentional…

To be fair, people looked as stupid getting tangled up in their JNCOs as these granny panty, flower crown doofuses do.

I could barely watch it. His contempt for her was so palpable that I almost had to look away. And her attempts to be coy and cute made my skin crawl. Poor Vili.

"Wipe that face off your head, bitch."

You can! As long as you’re not an overachiever- we shun them.

True. Get it from your cab driver.

I highly recommend it- pun intended.

Our honeymoon turned out great, but getting there almost caused us to have the shortest marriage in recorded history. We were going to Jamaica- quick flight, beautiful beaches, weed. Everything you could ever need for a perfect honeymoon. We boarded the plan filled with exhaustion and newly-wedded bliss. A tiny older…

Yup! Guess there aren't so many Barnett Shoals Roads after all!

Your user name caught my attention. There are either lots of Barnett Shoals Roads, or you live really near me. Probably the former. But if it was the latter we could team up and start a feminism revolution in this tiny good ol’ boy town!

Ramona would never smoke. She's the Nosmo King.

Excellent- now we've got a party!

Hey, we also ascribe to “good enough” school of DIY! You’re totally in!

We hid eggs for the kids at my parents’ house. At first, we were pretty dedicated about finding good hiding spots. But about four dozen in, my sister and I, who had split a bottle of wine by 12:30, were like, “meh, fuck this” and just started dropping them on the ground.