One of mine lost a tooth on the 4th of July. Who can remember to do the Tooth Fairy after a night full of celebrating America? We told him that the fireworks made it unsafe for the Tooth Fairy to fly. Nobody wants the Tooth Fairy getting blown to smithereens.

I was just freaked out by the shrimp forks.

I still make that. It's good!

I was so excited to order a Moscow Mule at the fancy bar I went to tonight. The online menu said the featured one was blackberry, which sounded delightful. But turns out, tonight's special was carrot. A carrot mule?? Wtf is that all about? So disappointing.

I am not embarrassed by the guy I lost my virginity to- he was really cute and sweet, and totally my first love. I would be embarrassed if I lost my virginity to the guy he is now. Almost 20 years later he's a hot mess, and well on his way to being the old guy in the club.

I'd also like a miniature replica of Sugarbaker's, and a t-shirt with Julia and Suzanne.

The two minute behind-the-scenes reel during the credits is easily the best part of the whole thing.

I think this may actually be the first time Hazlehurst has ever been mentioned in any sort of national media. Shout out to South Georgia!!

I had never even met a kid named Mason before I had mine a decade ago. There it is at number 6. Fuck you, Kardashians.

Oh, well then, nevermind.... Kidding, kidding!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease tell us?

it's true. He used to be adorable despite his jackassery. Now he just looks kind of greasy.

Great aunt asks every year how many black children are in my kids' classes. We live in the least racially diverse place on earth, so when I tell her there are only a couple, her reply is always, "Why, that's wonderful!"

It is amazing, and my sister is the most incredible, dedicated, life-changing teacher. She is so awesome, and I wish every kid could have a teacher like her.

My racist grandfather asked my sister, who teaches at a charter school for migrant children, if she had any immigrants at her school. When she told him that 90% of her school's population is immigrant children, he told her that she better be careful because they're "bringin Ebola." Sigh...

I woukd compare her to Jacqueline Michaud or Barbara Delinsky, or anyone else you'd see on a supermarket shelf. Her thing seems to be an M. Night Shymalan-esque twist towards the end. If you have to see for yourself read Keeping Faith or The Pact.

I'd take this more seriously if her books were better. Her first ones were actually really good, then she starting churning out this formulaic, trite, airport, chick-lit crap. I don't doubt the sexism of the literary world, etc, but maybe she'd have a different experience if her books stopped sucking. Just my opinion.

Three glasses of wine before noon.

Well, if you would just cook a decent dinner for your man.....

Now I want to watch Tim Riggins protect Julie Taylor from the tornado. I would be willing to suffer almost any natural disaster if I was being sheltered bodily by Tim Riggins.

It's okay- you made it through Tim Riggins going off to prison, and that's the most emotionally devastating one. When he gives Becky the snowglobe? And tosses Billy his keys before beginning the long walk into the jail? I cried so hard I thought I might throw up.