Oh my God, how horrifying. Can you imagine all those dolls, just clicking, clicking, spinning silently...... (shudder) Off to google the pirate ghost.

I also wonder about the Carousel of Progress, which happens to be one of my favorites. I'll bet that's creepy as hell when it's shut down.

This happened to me too!!! But it was after she tried to set me up with her ex-husband, and arranged a date for him to come watch a movie with me in the never busy store. It was all good until I told her that he kissed me. Then she got pissed and fired me. It was made extra creepy by the fact that he was 26 and I was…

Please, please, please just tell me. Is the World of Energy with the dinosaurs, Pirates of the Carribbean, and It's a Small World fucking terrifying when the park is closed and it's turned off? Are you afraid the dinosaurs will come to life and eat you? Also, have you ever pretended to be a giant and stomp around the…

Gin is called "mother's ruin"? I have never heard that. But I find it rather ironic that I just parked my kids in front of video games and sat down with a lovely G&T.

I adopted a cat between 6months and a year, and she has been my delightful, beloved companion for 16 years. No matter what you get, you'll be happy!

I just made an else tutu for a little girl. So much glitter!!

How can you hate the wonder pets? They're not too big and they're not too tough, but when they work together they've got the right stuff...

I grew up in a town that had a charming monastery. It was super cool- it had a store that sold bread and bonsai trees and other little things made by the monks, and one monk that would give all the children candy. My parents took us there every spring so my dad could take pictures of my sister and me in the…

Wow, this seems really loud. Especially the first part. Can you imagine that starting up in a small, enclosed space when you're not expecting it? I might've pissed myself. I also tend yo have startled, angry reactions to sudden loud noises. so the girl with the book might have gotten hurt.

Nope. Not really.

Yes! That's the one. And they're so long!! Seriously, endless. I tried to watch part of one with him, but I didn't last five minutes. I was just like, "what is this? Why???"

My 10 year old spends more time than I'd admit watching videos of people playing Minecraft. It baffles me, and at first I was worried that he was some kind of weirdo, but I guess this is a thing. A stupid, boring, asinine thing.

I once sat next to a table that ordered cheese fries and then asked for a "few bowls of ranch dressing." And there they sat, with their soup bowls of ranch dressing and mound of bacon covered cheese fries. I literally could not look away the entire meal. That was several years ago, but every time cheese fries come up…

That's beautiful! Happy wedding!

My mom wore a rented wedding dress in 1977. And I'm glad she did, because there's no way I would have worn that polyester lace monstrosity.

Not me. I used to work in a mexican restaurant, and we would dump uneaten chips from the customers' tables back into the chip warmer. No telling how many cycles some of those suckers went through.

In college I started to do it with a guy that I wasn't that into. Then I had a moment of clarity and thought, "why am I doing this???" So I stopped and told him that I just really didn't want to sleep with him. It was awkward in the moment, and continued to be awkward for the rest of the year since he lived two…

I seriously thought this was a "Young Riders" era Stephen Baldwin. Maybe it's the expression? (and all of you that are 35 or older should remember The Young Riders. Josh Brolin was so cute it hurt.)

Edited- nevermind, I didn't read this clearly enough. I now see that it was her urine in your fridge- that makes much more sense!