You can do like my mom and I do and whenever that person's name comes up in conversation, turn to each other and say, "Remember when so-and-so PUT HER REGISTRY INFORMATION ON HER INVITATION??? Bless her heart." You must do this for the rest of your life. Yeah, we're kind of judgy.

Amen.

Etiquette isn't shifting, people just weren't taught how to do things properly. Registry information should NEVER be included on an invitation! It's fine to include it on a shower invitation, but only if the shower is being thrown by someone else (as it should be!) Honestly, I like to think of myself as a forward…

Asking for honeymoon fund instead of gifts:

Are these people with little kids? Because it honestly gets so much better as they get older. Having kids under five- especially a few of them, is like being in prison. But once they hit five until they turn into assholes, it's pretty smooth sailing.

Thank you for giving the lady lovely locks reference its due!

"And 13-year-old girls and 20-year-old nonrelated males are allowed to make nonsexual physical contact."

25, three weeks away from our first anniversary and massively pregnant with my first child.

This has been going on for several years in my small town, and it's ABSURD!!! Candles on the lawn spelling out "prom?", cars filled with balloons, scavenger hunts, cakes decorated with, "Will you go to prom with me"? I've heard it all. Last year, a boy asked a girl on the marquee of the Chicken Express restaurant. I…

Me neither!

That's funny. I'm the oldest of three girls and I'm the least ambitious and the least professionally successful. But I've got personal success and ha;piness going for me, so I'm totally cool with that.

YES!!!!!!! This is it! You are a genius. I award you a giant tiara bedazzled with the crystalline tears of a thousand teenage girls.

Oh my god, somebody please remember the name of the one where the beautiful older sister dies, and the younger, less favored sister struggles to live up to her legacy. Bonus points for the cheesy 80s book cover!!

I watched every minute, and this never occurred to me- not once. But it makes perfect sense. Meh, whatever, I'll watch it either way. Loves me some Tori Spelling reality TV.

Whoops! Sorry, honey, that's Mommy's Easter egg....

I just find it hard to believe that she went to the dermatologist. I'm pretty sure if you're Beyonce', the dermatologist comes to you.

No. Just no. It already makes me sad that Donna is a Scientologist. Putting her with Tom Cruise is just going too far.

It is obvious that I am from the South because my immediate reaction was, "hmmm, wonder which one..."

Really? I had no idea. I knew his brother is Frances from Malcolm in the Middle, but I didn't know about a sister.

I feel the same way about Hyde from That 70s Show.