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Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

I hate that I know this but David Spade was on that 8 Things show after Ritter passed. So I think they may be old friends.

Is Kaley Cuoco aware that she is on the most watched television program? Has her agent told her she makes $1million per episode?

Doesn’t matter. They give out a Nobel for economics every year. There are lots of Nobel-winning economists, but he specifically told her to go ask the one that is her husband. There is a whole long history of women not being allowed to do anything without the permission of their husbands. THAT is why this is a deeply

It’s specifically because he told her to consult her husband that it’s patronizing.

What’s the alternative...Cruz, Carson? They all terrify me now.

Considering Britain’s current policies towards immigration, asylum-seekers, and the European Union, an animal that curls up into a ball and puts its spikes up sounds totally reasonable.

This is what happens when you elect a Hufflepuff to Parliament.

I’m generally a worrier, but one of my worst hangups is knowing that sometimes, life is all about chance. The control freak in me can’t stand that.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

I would love to take this time to remind everyone to never pressure or force anyone to come out. People choose not to come out because they are at risk of losing friends, family, housing, employment, healthcare, and in quite a few cases (transgender people in particular) their physical safety.

I can’t even imagine how you could whip yourself into enough of a frenzy to bother making a sign and heading to a demonstration in favor of a language.

When I was a young kid (not that young actually, but we’re going with young) I used to get all my money changed to quarters and carry it around in a money pouch and pretend I was rich and also in the middle ages or something.
This is not relevant to your story but I thought I would share.

Female recreational cyclists do not generally need to push their limits, race against time and increase their adrenaline when riding rough downhill trails. They just want to enjoy the time spent in nature on the bike, and their expectations on the bike are completely different from the men’s professionals’. They look

Mindymoo - this one’s for you...A spectacular candid of my sister’s cat with his little tongue captured in its full glory. Also, his name is Lucifer, but spelled Luci-fur.

The cynical lawyer in me wonders if he's trying to keep you from having any rights in his property by avoiding you paying for it. What kind of property rights you have as unmarried, living together, vary from place to place, so i can't tell you how successful he might be with that approach. For sure it seems like he's

Princeton Mom. Probably helped him write it.

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

Do they even serve olives?